from IPython.display import HTML
HTML(open("notes.css", "r").read())
allowExceptions = False # enable to allow interruption of Jupyter "Restart"
math and cmath Modules¶The math module provides all of the basic math functions in the C math(3) library.
from math import * # a good time to use "import *"
headerFormat = "{:10} {:10} {:10} {:10} {:10} {:10}"
dataFormat = "{:10.3f} {:10.3f} {:10.3f} {:10.3g} {:10.5f} {:10.5f}"
print(headerFormat.format(" x", " sin(x)", " cos(x)",
" tan(x)", " exp(x)", " exp(-x)"))
for i in range(17):
x = 2*pi*i/16
print(dataFormat.format(x, sin(x), cos(x), tan(x), exp(x), exp(-x)))
x sin(x) cos(x) tan(x) exp(x) exp(-x)
0.000 0.000 1.000 0 1.00000 1.00000
0.393 0.383 0.924 0.414 1.48097 0.67523
0.785 0.707 0.707 1 2.19328 0.45594
1.178 0.924 0.383 2.41 3.24819 0.30786
1.571 1.000 0.000 1.63e+16 4.81048 0.20788
1.963 0.924 -0.383 -2.41 7.12419 0.14037
2.356 0.707 -0.707 -1 10.55072 0.09478
2.749 0.383 -0.924 -0.414 15.62533 0.06400
3.142 0.000 -1.000 -1.22e-16 23.14069 0.04321
3.534 -0.383 -0.924 0.414 34.27073 0.02918
3.927 -0.707 -0.707 1 50.75402 0.01970
4.320 -0.924 -0.383 2.41 75.16532 0.01330
4.712 -1.000 -0.000 5.44e+15 111.31778 0.00898
5.105 -0.924 0.383 -2.41 164.85859 0.00607
5.498 -0.707 0.707 -1 244.15106 0.00410
5.890 -0.383 0.924 -0.414 361.58105 0.00277
6.283 -0.000 1.000 -2.45e-16 535.49166 0.00187
This works with floats, but not with complex:
if allowExceptions:
sqrt(-1)
if allowExceptions:
exp(1j)
So you use the cmath module:
from cmath import *
print(sqrt(-1))
1j
(-1)**0.5 # exponentiation allows complex, even when sqrt() is math.sqrt()
(6.123233995736766e-17+1j)
print(exp(1j))
(0.5403023058681398+0.8414709848078965j)
This is an interface to the standard random(3) pseudorandom library. Instances of the Random class are random number generators (in the Python sense), but there's a global generator Random.random().
There are lots of random distributions possible:
import random
?random
rng0 = random.Random()
random.Random.random(rng0)
0.8615304352787039
for i in range(10):
print(random.random())
0.05187948347388738 0.6337459238174988 0.17238948176814062 0.7723058280026973 0.01778783831582198 0.46466416396044796 0.6318908688996867 0.9620503624806558 0.19845727428023463 0.02480615070738279
seq = [ 1, "spam", 3.4 ]
random.choice(seq)
'spam'
rolls = range(1, 7)
random.choice(rolls)
6
random.shuffle(seq)
seq
[3.4, 'spam', 1]
l = list("python")
random.shuffle(l)
"".join(l)
'nohpyt'
for i in range(10):
print(random.gauss(mu=0, sigma=1))
0.16912466900954132 1.7823121496918009 0.09894423486781453 0.2541951290268671 1.0740449255596698 0.3567048932099403 -2.3476246355562234 0.9046055194753334 -0.37612097702665503 -0.4589444209821537
# How long and how many calls does it take a Gaussian random number
# generator to generate a value that exceeds 5 standard deviations?
from time import time
ct = 1
startTime = time()
while True:
r = random.gauss(0, 1)
if abs(r) > 5: # 6 would be nice, but takes a long time
break
ct += 1
print("generated value:", r)
print(" calls:", ct)
print(" elapsed time: {:.3f}s".format(time() - startTime))
generated value: 5.11633334708242
calls: 694730
elapsed time: 0.705s
random.SystemRandom Class¶This is an interface to the random(4) really (not pseudo) random device.
When should you use this?
rng = random.SystemRandom()
random.SystemRandom.random(rng)
0.344670204881647
markov¶Markov generation works like this:
Given a text
text = r"""
old mac donald had a farm
e i e i o
and on this farm he had some ducks
e i e i o
with a quack quack here
and a quack quack there
here a quack
there a quack
everywhere a quack quack
old mac donald had a farm
e i e i o
"""
Split the text into words:
words = text.split()
if 1:
print(words)
['old', 'mac', 'donald', 'had', 'a', 'farm', 'e', 'i', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'and', 'on', 'this', 'farm', 'he', 'had', 'some', 'ducks', 'e', 'i', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'with', 'a', 'quack', 'quack', 'here', 'and', 'a', 'quack', 'quack', 'there', 'here', 'a', 'quack', 'there', 'a', 'quack', 'everywhere', 'a', 'quack', 'quack', 'old', 'mac', 'donald', 'had', 'a', 'farm', 'e', 'i', 'e', 'i', 'o']
To generate the Markov text, start with an empty dictionary representing a table, then go though every word in words and build a table (dictionary) that matches each successive pair of words to a list of their successors:
import random
from pprint import pprint
def buildMarkovTable(words):
nonword = '\n'
word1 = nonword
word2 = nonword
table = { }
for word in words:
# add (word1, word2): word to the table
if (word1, word2) in table:
table[word1, word2].append(word)
else:
table[word1, word2] = [ word ]
word1, word2 = word2, word
# Mark the end of the file
table.setdefault( (word1, word2), [] ).append(nonword)
return table
table = buildMarkovTable(words)
if 1:
pprint(table)
{('\n', '\n'): ['old'],
('\n', 'old'): ['mac'],
('a', 'farm'): ['e', 'e'],
('a', 'quack'): ['quack', 'quack', 'there', 'everywhere', 'quack'],
('and', 'a'): ['quack'],
('and', 'on'): ['this'],
('donald', 'had'): ['a', 'a'],
('ducks', 'e'): ['i'],
('e', 'i'): ['e', 'o', 'e', 'o', 'e', 'o'],
('everywhere', 'a'): ['quack'],
('farm', 'e'): ['i', 'i'],
('farm', 'he'): ['had'],
('had', 'a'): ['farm', 'farm'],
('had', 'some'): ['ducks'],
('he', 'had'): ['some'],
('here', 'a'): ['quack'],
('here', 'and'): ['a'],
('i', 'e'): ['i', 'i', 'i'],
('i', 'o'): ['and', 'with', '\n'],
('mac', 'donald'): ['had', 'had'],
('o', 'and'): ['on'],
('o', 'with'): ['a'],
('old', 'mac'): ['donald', 'donald'],
('on', 'this'): ['farm'],
('quack', 'everywhere'): ['a'],
('quack', 'here'): ['and'],
('quack', 'old'): ['mac'],
('quack', 'quack'): ['here', 'there', 'old'],
('quack', 'there'): ['here', 'a'],
('some', 'ducks'): ['e'],
('there', 'a'): ['quack'],
('there', 'here'): ['a'],
('this', 'farm'): ['he'],
('with', 'a'): ['quack']}
Now, generate the output text.
def printMarkovText(table, words):
nonword = '\n'
maxwords = 10000 # limit the maximum number of words
maxwidth = 60
word1 = nonword
word2 = nonword
line = ""
for i in range(maxwords):
newword = random.choice(table[(word1, word2)])
if newword == nonword:
break
if len(line) + 1 + len(newword) > maxwidth:
print(line)
line = ""
line += newword + " "
word1, word2 = word2, newword
if line != "": # flush out the last blank line, if any
print(line)
printMarkovText(table, words)
old mac donald had a farm e i o and on this farm he had some ducks e i o
Now let's try this on some longer, more interesting texts:
%%sh
ls texts
1ws1711.txt galileo.txt kiplingbio.txt pg8164.txt
def printMarkovFile(fileName):
text = open(fileName).read()
words = text.split()
table = buildMarkovTable(words)
printMarkovText(table, words)
Here are Markov versions of a biography of Galileo ...
printMarkovFile("texts/galileo.txt")
Galileo Galilei was an Italian physicist, mathematician, astronomer, and philosopher who played a major role in the Scientific Revolution. His achievements include improvements to the absence of an observed stellar parallax. The matter was investigated by the Inquisition, found "vehemently suspect of heresy", forced to recant, and spent the rest of his finest works, Two New Sciences, in which he summarised the work he had done some forty years earlier, on the two sciences now called kinematics and strength of materials.
... a biography of Rudyard Kipling ...
printMarkovFile("texts/kiplingbio.txt")
Kipling gained renown throughout the world as a poet and storyteller. He was also known as a poet and storyteller. He was also known as a leading supporter of the Indian People, as seen through the eyes of the courage of an Indian boy who is shot while carrying water to British soldiers in the thick of battle. Mandalay tries to capture the strange atmosphere of the animals who can talk. The stories of Mowgli, a man-cub who was the duty of Great Britain to carry the white man's burden by civilizing backward races. But he was 12, poor health kept him from attending. At 17, Kipling returned to England from the United States. Writing Poems Kipling composed many of his views toward empire, which many misunderstood. In many of his works, Kipling seemed to imply that it was the central character in The Jungle Book, brought Kipling great popularity in England and the United States. Writing Poems Kipling composed many of his highly popular works.
... Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream" ...
printMarkovFile("texts/1ws1711.txt")
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare DRAMATIS PERSONAE THESEUS, Duke of Athens yields you up- Which by no means we may rehearse most obscenely and courageously. Take pains; be perfect; adieu. QUINCE. At the Duke's oak we meet. BOTTOM. Enough; hold, or cut bow-strings. Exeunt <<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> ACT II. SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep Enter QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING QUINCE. Have you come by night, Full often hath she gossip'd by my life! And never did I hear Such gallant chiding, for, besides the groves, The skies, the fountains, every region near Seem'd all one mutual cry. I never may believe These antique fables, nor these fairy toys. Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, Such shaping fantasies, that apprehend More than cool reason ever comprehends. The lunatic, the lover, and the best bride-bed will we, Which by us shall blessed be; And the owner of it blest Ever shall in safety rest. Trip away; make no stay; Meet me all by break of day. Exeunt all but BOTTOM and PUCK at another PUCK. How now, mad spirit! What night-rule now about this haunted grove? PUCK. My mistress with a bush of thorn, Presenteth Moonshine; for, if you yield not to offend, But with good will. That you have spoken your speech, enter into that brake; and so grow to a bottle of hay. Good hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow. TITANIA. I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again. Mine ear is much lighter heel'd than I. I followed fast, but faster he did bid thee do? PUCK. I took him sleeping- that is finish'd too- And the owner of it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull, On meddling monkey, or on busy ape, She shall pursue it with another herb, I'll make her full of hateful fantasies. Take thou some of it, and seek through this grove: A sweet Athenian lady is in the land, To fetch me trifles, and return again, As from a voyage, rich with merchandise. But she, being mortal, of that joy; Or in the shape of Corin sat all day, Playing on pipes of corn, and versing love To amorous Phillida. Why art thou bragging to the scrip. QUINCE. Here is my grace. Happy is Hermia, wheresoe'er she lies, For she his hairy temples then had rounded With coronet of fresh and fragrant flowers; And that same dew which sometime on the buds Was wont to see. Dian's bud o'er Cupid's flower Hath such force and blessed power. Now, my Titania; wake you, my sweet love? BOTTOM. I grant you, friends, if you would know; This beauteous lady Thisby is certain. This man, with lime and rough-cast, doth present Wall, that vile Wall which did these lovers sunder; And through Wall's chink, poor souls, they are content To whisper. At the which let no man can tell what. Methought I was, and methought I had, but man is but a dream, past the bounds Of maiden's patience. Hast thou slain him, then? Henceforth be never numb'red among men! O, once tell true; tell true, even for my heart unto yours is knit, So that but one heart we can make of it; Two bosoms interchained with an oath, So then two bosoms and a name. Such tricks hath strong imagination That, if it be, give it me, for pity! What a dream was here! Lysander, look how I love thee not. DEMETRIUS. I charge thee, hence, and threat'ned me To measure out my length on this cold bed. By day's approach look to their eyes; I will move storms; I will roar you as gently as any sucking dove; I will aggravate my voice so, that I should woo in scorn? Scorn and derision never come in strife Into this place, 'twere pity on my sex. We cannot fight for love I followed him; But he hath turn'd a heaven of hell, To die upon the green. The cowslips tall her pensioners be; In their nativity all truth appears. How can these things with parted eye, When every thing seems double. HELENA. So methinks; And I have had a most rare vision. I have heard so much, And with her have spent. Not Hermia but Helena I love: Who will not stay thy questions; let me rest. The FAIRIES Sing FIRST FAIRY. Hence away; now all is well. Leave it to all fair prosperity. There shall the pairs of faithful lovers be Wedded, with Theseus, an in jollity. PUCK. Fairy King, attend and mark; I do wish it, love it, long for it, And will you suffer her to flout me thus? Let me have Hermia's; do you service. THESEUS. I must confess, Made mine eyes do loathe his visage now! OBERON. Silence awhile. Robin, take off this head. Titania, music call; and strike more dead Than common sleep of all loves! I swoon almost with fear. No? Then I well perceive you are in the almanack; find out moonshine. QUINCE. Yes, it doth impair the seeing sense, It pays the hearing double recompense. Thou art not by what power- But by ten words, my lord, Ere I will do till my death. HELENA. Never did mockers waste more idle breath. DEMETRIUS. Lysander, keep thy Hermia; I will undertake it. What beard were I best to play in our flight, Tell me how it came to pass, Titania wak'd, and straightway lov'd an ass. OBERON. This is old Ninny's tomb. Where is our usual manager of mirth? What revels are in show, You would not let him hold his fingers thus, and through that cranny shall Pyramus and Thisby whisper. QUINCE. If that may befall me in the wane; but yet, in courtesy, in all the story of the Revels to Theseus QUINCE, a carpenter SNUG, a joiner BOTTOM, a weaver FLUTE, a bellows-mender SNOUT, a tinker STARVELING, a tailor HIPPOLYTA, Queen of the sky. Tongue, lose thy light; Moon, take thy flight. [Exit MOONSHINE] Now die, die, die, die. [Dies] DEMETRIUS. No remedy, my lord, as well as I, may chide you for this evening? What masque? what music? How shall we go? TITANIA. Be kind and courteous to this gentleman Or to her death, according to his discretion, and the best bride-bed will we, Which by us shall blessed be; And the youth mistook by me Pleading for a while I will remain. So sorrow's heaviness doth heavier grow For debt that bankrupt sleep doth sorrow owe; Which now in some measure. To the rest- yet my chief humour is for a dove? The will of man to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together now-a-days. The more my prayer, the lesser is my privilege for that: It is not kill'd indeed; and for this injury. My gentle Puck, come hither. Thou rememb'rest Since once I sat upon a promontory, And heard a mermaid on a recorder- a sound, but not in their sport Forsook his scene and ent'red in a spleen, unfolds both heaven and earth, And ere a man and a lantern, and say he comes to disfigure or to hear them say it is not enough to wrap a fairy in; And with the wanton wind; Which she, with pretty and with what art You sway the motion of Demetrius' heart! HERMIA. I am thy lover's grace; And like Limander am I dead, Now am I fled; My soul is in the action, mounsieur; and, good mounsieur, get you gone! Who is't that hinders you? HELENA. A foolish heart that I Pyramus am not I Hermia? Are not you Lysander? I am made bold, Nor how it came this night That I am so dwarfish and so low? How low am I, and wood within this wood do not doubt but to hang us; but I know your patience well. That same cowardly giant-like ox-beef hath devour'd many a gentleman of your wife, and me of my consent, Of my consent to marry her. Stand forth, Demetrius. My noble lord, It is not possible. You have not a more fearful wild-fowl than your lion living; and we will do any man's heart good to hear me; I have had a dream, past the wit of any judgment taste; Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste; And therefore is Love said to be engag'd to young. LYSANDER. Or else you are not ripe until their season; So I, admiring of his qualities. Things base and vile, holding no quantity, Love can transpose to form and dignity. Love looks not with vantage, as Demetrius'; And, which is thought fit, through all Athens, to play in our interlude before the Duke. BOTTOM. Peter Quince! QUINCE. What sayest thou, bully Bottom? BOTTOM. Some man or woman madly dote Upon the next new moon- The sealing-day betwixt my love to Theseus? Didst not thou lead them up and down. I am no such thing. HIPPOLYTA. He says they can do nothing in this comedy of Pyramus and Thisby whisper. QUINCE. If that may be, then all is well. DEMETRIUS. An if I longer stay. Exit TITANIA with her train TITANIA. Come now, a roundel and a fairy in; And with the murrion flock; The nine men's morris is fill'd up with bitter wrong; And sometime rail thou like Demetrius; And from thy hated presence part I so; See me no more whether he be dead or no. I am an honest Puck, If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all her elves come here anon. PUCK. The King doth keep his revels here to-night; Take heed the Queen come not to reason; And touching now the point of human skill, Reason becomes the marshal to my bower. The moon, methinks, looks with a rod. He is no crescent, and his daughter HERMIA, LYSANDER, and DEMETRIUS PUCK. Ho, ho, ho! Coward, why com'st thou not? DEMETRIUS. Abide me, if they mean a fray! [Lies down and sleeps] Enter HELENA HELENA. O weary night, O night, O long and tedious night, Abate thy hours! Shine comforts from the eye his function takes, The ear more quick of apprehension makes; Wherein it doth shine that night. BOTTOM. Why, then may you leave a casement of the Athenian garments he had on? And so the lion pare his nails, for they shall hang out for the candle; for, you know, Pyramus and Thisby that will never please. First, Pyramus must love. FLUTE. Nay, faith, let not him that loves you not; To trust the opportunity of night, And stol'n the impression of her for remedy. Re-enter PUCK Hast thou slain him, then? Henceforth be never numb'red among men! O, once tell true; tell true, even for my sake, my dear, Lie further off, in human modesty; Such separation as may well be said I am a man and a name. Such tricks hath strong imagination That, if it would but apprehend some joy, It comprehends some bringer of that joy; Or in the beached margent of the day, My love shall render him; And she is something worn, Our purpos'd hunting shall be well. Exit HELENA OBERON. Fare thee well, nymph; ere he do know. And as she fled, her mantle she did fall; Which Lion vile with bloody mouth did stain. Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain; Whereat with blade, with bloody mouth did stain. Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain; Whereat with blade, with bloody mouth did stain. Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain; Whereat with blade, with bloody mouth did stain. Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain; Whereat with blade, with bloody mouth did stain. Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain; Whereat with blade, with bloody mouth did stain. Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain; Whereat with blade, with bloody mouth did stain. Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain; Whereat with blade, with bloody mouth did stain. Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain; Whereat with blade, with bloody mouth did stain. Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall, And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain; Whereat with blade, with bloody blameful blade, He bravely broach'd his boiling bloody breast; And Thisby, tarrying in mulberry shade, His dagger drew, and died. For all the couples three Ever true in loving be; And the blots of Nature's hand Shall not in government. THESEUS. His speech was like a dream, Gentles, do not lie. HERMIA. Lysander riddles very prettily. Now much beshrew my manners and my father. HELENA. And Hippolyta. LYSANDER. And he did bid thee do? PUCK. I remember. OBERON. That very time I saw, but thou hast given me cause to curse. If thou hast stolen away from fairy land, And in the beached margent of the elm. O, how ripe in show Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow! That pure congealed white, high Taurus' snow, Fann'd with the golden head, By the dead and drowsy fire; Every elf and fairy sprite Hop as light as tales. LYSANDER. I am, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear them say it is a worthy gentleman. HERMIA. So is Lysander. THESEUS. In himself he is; But, in this fierce vein; Here, therefore, for a fray; My legs are longer though, to run away. Exit HERMIA. [Starting] Help me, Lysander, help me; do thy best To pluck this crawling serpent from my breast. Ay me, for pity! What a dream was here! Lysander, look how I came here, But, as in dumb show, PYRAMUS and THISBY WALL. Thus have I, Wall, my part discharged so; And, being done, thus Wall away doth go. Exit HELENA. How happy some o'er other some can be! Through Athens I am sick when I look not on you. Exit HELENA. How happy some o'er other some can be! Through Athens I am an honest Puck, If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all my powers, address your love and courtesy Lie further off, in human modesty; Such separation as may well be said I am sure you hate me with premeditated welcomes; Where I have had a most rare vision. I have found Demetrius like a tangled chain; nothing im paired, but all disordered. Who is next? Enter, with a wat'ry eye; And the wolf behowls the moon; I, the Man i' th' Moon do seem to say 'Behold!' The jaws of darkness do devour it up; So quick bright things come to me, With hands as pale as milk; Lay them in gore, Since you have enough; I beg the law, the law upon his head. THESEUS. He is defil'd That draws a sword to kill cankers in the fresh lap of the Fairies PUCK, or ROBIN GOODFELLOW PEASEBLOSSOM, fairy COBWEB, fairy MOTH, fairy MUSTARDSEED, fairy PROLOGUE, PYRAMUS, THISBY, WALL, MOONSHINE, LION are presented by: QUINCE, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING QUINCE. Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, No touch of bashfulness? What! Will you give her o'er. LYSANDER. Demetrius loves your fair. O happy fair! Your eyes are lode-stars and your tongue's sweet melody. Were the world is here at hand, And the wolf behowls the moon; I, the Man i' th' Moon do seem to be. THESEUS. This fellow doth not stand upon points. LYSANDER. He goes before me, shifting every place, And dar'st not stand, nor look me in the night, Lull'd in these flowers with dances and delight; And there the snake throws her enamell'd skin, Weed wide enough to serve mine own turn. TITANIA. Out of this vile wall. THISBY. I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all. PYRAMUS. Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me ere the first cock crow. PUCK. Fear not, my lord; your servant shall do thee employ, I'll to my bower in fairy land. And now they never meet in grove or green, By fountain clear, or spangled starlight sheen, But they do square, that all their minds till now; And now to Helen is it else the man By the Athenian youth to merriments; Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth; Turn melancholy forth to funerals; The pale companion is not for our pomp. Exit PHILOSTRATE Hippolyta, I woo'd thee with my young squire- Would imitate, and sail upon the land, To fetch me trifles, and return again, As from a voyage, rich with my young squire- Would imitate, and sail upon the land, To fetch me trifles, and return again, As from a voyage, rich with my eyes. THESEUS. Rather your eyes must with his TRAIN, and TITANIA, with her have spent. Not Hermia but Helena I love: Who will not stir from this place, 'twere pity on my sex. We cannot fight for love and will do no harm with our good will. That you should pity rather than despise. HERMIA. I give him curses, yet he gives me love. HELENA. O excellent! HERMIA. Sweet, do not come, as minding to content you, Our true intent is. All for your merriment. If you were men, as men may do; We should be as a monster, fly my presence thus. What wicked and dissembling glass of mine Made me compare with Hermia's sphery eyne? But who is here? Lysander! on the virgin thorn Grows, lives, and dies, in single blessedness. HERMIA. So will I rest me till the break of day, Through this palace, with sweet peace; And the issue there create Ever shall in safety rest. Trip away; make no delay; We may effect this business yet ere day. Exit OBERON PUCK. Up and down, up and down. I am such a heart as you. Run when you will; the story of the lion? STARVELING. I believe we must stay the time. LYSANDER. Proceed, Moon. MOONSHINE. This lanthorn doth the horned moon present; Myself the Man i' th' moon? DEMETRIUS. He should have little reason for that. And yet, to say is to make all things plain. This man is Pyramus, if you would fright the Duchess and the Duchess on his head. THESEUS. He is defil'd That draws a sword on thee. HELENA. And Hippolyta. LYSANDER. And he did fly, That fallen am I in a fine frenzy rolling, Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven; And as imagination bodies forth The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen Turns them to shapes, and gives to airy nothing A local habitation and a wood near it ACT I. SCENE I. Athens. The palace of THESEUS Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, and ATTENDANTS THESEUS. Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour Draws on apace; four happy days bring in a monstrous little voice: 'Thisne, Thisne!' [Then speaking small] 'Ah Pyramus, my lover dear! Thy mantle good, What! stain'd with blood? Approach, ye Furies fell. O Fates! come, come; Cut thread and thrum; Quail, crush, conclude, and quell. THESEUS. This is the madman. The lover, all as frantic, Sees Helen's beauty in a brow of Egypt. The poet's eye, in a fine frenzy rolling, Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven; And as imagination bodies forth The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen Turns them to make you sport. LYSANDER. You have not a lion. Enter LION and MOONSHINE THESEUS. I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again. Mine ear is much lighter heel'd than I. I followed him; But he hath my love; And what poor duty cannot do, noble respect Takes it in either your straw-colour beard, your orange-tawny beard, your purple-in-grain beard, or your French-crown-colour beard, your orange-tawny beard, your perfect yellow. QUINCE. Some of your own, do you? Exit SNOUT Re-enter QUINCE QUINCE. Bless thee, Bottom, bless thee! Thou art as wise as thou art chang'd! What do you see? You see an ass-head of your stealth unto this wood. He followed you; for you must play Pyramus; and, Flute, you must needs be sport alone; And those things do best please me That yet we sleep, we dream. Do not fret yourself too much the hatred of my spirit; For I must confess that I as Snug the joiner am A lion fell, nor else no lion's dam; For, if I had rather give his carcass to my queen, and beg her Indian boy; And then end life when I do estate unto Demetrius. LYSANDER. I am, to follow you. DEMETRIUS. [Awaking] O Helen, goddess, nymph, divine, and rare, Precious, celestial? Wherefore speaks he this To her he hates? And wherefore doth Lysander Deny your love, And yet a place of high respect with me, [Music] And rock the ground whereon these sleepers be. Now thou and I will roar you as gently as any dream, Brief as the fierce vexation of a thistle; and, good mounsieur, have a venturous fairy that shall seek thy love. Re-enter PUCK PUCK. Captain of our fairy Queen. CHORUS. Philomel with melody, etc. [TITANIA sleeps] FIRST FAIRY. Hence away; now all is well. DEMETRIUS. An if I longer stay. Exit TITANIA with her personage, her tall personage, Her height, forsooth, she hath blessed and attractive eyes. How came her eyes so bright? Not with salt tears; If so, my eyes and face? And made your other love, Demetrius, Who even but now did spurn me with this foul derision? Is all our company here? BOTTOM. You were best to play it in either your straw-colour beard, your purple-in-grain beard, or your French-crown-colour beard, your perfect yellow. QUINCE. Some of your own, do you? Exit SNOUT Re-enter QUINCE QUINCE. Bless thee, Bottom, bless thee! Thou art not by what power- But by some power it is- I came with Hermia hither. Our intent Was to be her knight! Exit HERMIA. [Starting] Help me, Lysander, help me; do thy best To pluck this crawling serpent from my flow'ry bed? BOTTOM. [Sings] The ousel cock, so black of hue, Of colour like the red rose on triumphant brier, Most brisky juvenal, and eke most lovely Jew, As true as truest horse, that would never tire, I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb. QUINCE. 'Ninus' tomb,' man! Why, you must name his name, and half his face must be seen through the hole of this vile wall. THISBY. I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all. PYRAMUS. Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me straightway? THISBY. Tide life, tide death, I come hither as a surfeit of the sea, To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind, But with good will. That you should have little reason for that. And yet, to say Lysander lied! But, gentle friend, for love as thoughts and dreams and sighs, Wishes and tears, poor Fancy's followers. LYSANDER. A good persuasion; therefore, hear me, Hermia. I have 'nointed an Athenian's eyes; And so far from jealousy To sleep by hate, and fear no enmity? LYSANDER. My lord, this is to make an ass of me; to fright me, if thou follow me, do not reprehend. If you have enough; I beg in your curst company. Your hands than mine are quicker for a fray; My legs can keep no pace with my child; Thou hast mistaken quite, And laid the love-juice on some true-love's sight. Of thy former lady's eye; And the ill counsel of a desert place, With the help of a desert place, With the rich worth of your French crowns have no power to say what methought I had, but man is but a patch'd fool, if he that writ it had played Pyramus, and hang'd himself in Thisby's garter, it would have stol'n away, they would, Demetrius, Thereby to have spoke thereof; But, being over-full of self-affairs, My mind did lose it. But, Demetrius, come; And come, Egeus; you shall go with me; I will roar you as gently as any sucking dove; I will undo This hateful imperfection of her her changeling child; Which straight she gave me, and I am belov'd of beauteous Hermia. Why should you think That had in it a crannied hole or chink, Through which the ladies cannot abide. How answer you that? SNOUT. By'r lakin, a parlous fear. STARVELING. I believe we must stay the time. LYSANDER. Proceed, Moon. MOONSHINE. All that I will go tell him of fair Hermia's flight; Then to the barber's, mounsieur; for methinks I am not yet so low But that my nails can reach unto thine eyes. HELENA. I pray you, commend me to your beards, new ribbons to your father's will, Or else to wed Demetrius, as he errs, doting on Hermia's eyes, So I, being young, till now ripe not to offend, But with thy brawls thou hast disturb'd our sport. Therefore the moon, like to know, THESEUS. This fellow doth not stand upon points. LYSANDER. He hath rid his prologue like a tangled chain; nothing im paired, but all disordered. Who is here? Lysander! on the buds Was wont to see. Dian's bud o'er Cupid's flower Hath such force and blessed power. Now, my Titania; wake you, my sweet queen. TITANIA. My Oberon! What visions have I seen! Methought I was- there is another thing: we must stay the time. LYSANDER. Proceed, Moon. MOONSHINE. This lanthorn doth the horned moon present; Myself the Man i' th' Moon; this thorn-bush, my thorn-bush; and this dog, my dog. DEMETRIUS. Why, all these are in hand? Is there no play To ease the anguish of a desert place, With the love-juice, as I did bid thee do? PUCK. I remember. OBERON. That very time I did never, no, nor never can, Deserve a sweet voice. FLUTE. You must say 'paragon.' A paramour is- God bless us!- A thing of naught. Enter SNUG SNUG. Masters, the Duke and the nodding violet grows, Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, With sweet musk-roses, and with swimming gait Following- her womb then rich with my eyes. THESEUS. Rather your eyes must with his foot, To call me goddess, nymph, perfect, divine! To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne? Crystal is muddy. O, how ripe in show Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow! That pure congealed white, high Taurus' snow, Fann'd with the Centaurs, to be used as you use your dog? DEMETRIUS. Tempt not too much in the collied night That, in a summer's day; a most lovely Jew, As true as truest horse, that yet would never tire. Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head BOTTOM. If I cut my finger, I shall make bold with you. Your name, I beseech your Grace to pardon me. I know When thou wak'st, if she be by, Beg of her I swore. HELENA. Nor none, in my mind, now you give her o'er. LYSANDER. Demetrius loves her, and he loves not you. DEMETRIUS. [Awaking] O Helen, goddess, nymph, divine, and rare, Precious, celestial? Wherefore speaks he this To her he hates? And wherefore doth Lysander Deny your love, And yet a place to fight. Hie therefore, Robin, overcast the night; The starry welkin cover thou anon With drooping fog as black as Acheron, And lead these testy rivals so astray As one come not within his soul, And tender me, forsooth, affection, But by your side no bed-room me deny, For lying so, Hermia, I do not lie. HERMIA. Lysander riddles very prettily. Now much beshrew my manners and my heresy, Of all be hated, but the most of me! And, all my powers, address your love and will do till my death. HELENA. Never did mockers waste more idle breath. DEMETRIUS. Lysander, speak again. Thou runaway, thou coward, art thou bragging to the scrip. QUINCE. Here is the lady that Pyramus must love. FLUTE. Nay, faith, let not me play the lion vanish'd. PYRAMUS. Sweet Moon, I thank it, brought me to thy peril, thou aby it dear. Look where thy love to Nedar's daughter, Helena, And won thy love comes; yonder is thy negligence. Still thou mistak'st, Or else you are fortunately met; Of this discourse we more will hear anon. Egeus, I will purge thy mortal grossness so That thou shalt not from this place, 'twere pity on my life. No, I am out of their wits, they would have deserved it: sixpence a day. An the Duke hath dined. Get your apparel together; good strings to your eyes, where I o'erlook Love's stories, written in Love's richest book. HELENA. Wherefore was I to enrich my pain, To do you see? You see how simple and how fond I am. HERMIA. Why, get you your power to say what methought I had, but man is but one. LYSANDER. Less than an ace, man; for he is gone. The villain is much enamoured of thy note; So is Lysander. THESEUS. In himself he is; But, in this comedy of Pyramus and Thisby, Did whisper often very secretly. This loam, this rough-cast, and this stone, doth show That I did him at this show; But wonder on, till truth make all things catch. I led them on in this kind, wanting your father's will, Or else it stood upon the green. The cowslips tall her pensioners be; In their gold coats spots you see; Those be rubies, fairy favours, In those freckles live their savours. I must be your imagination then, and not theirs. THESEUS. If we have chid the hasty-footed time For parting my fair Pyramus and Thisby.' BOTTOM. A calendar, a calendar! Look in the musk-rose buds; Some war with rere-mice for their leathern wings, To make my small elves coats; and some keep back The clamorous owl that nightly hoots and wonders At our quaint spirits. Sing me now As the Venus of the first, like coats in heraldry, Due but to hang us; but I pity the man. DEMETRIUS. O, why rebuke you him that loves you not; it seems that you are in the deep, And kill me a red-hipp'd humble-bee on the ground! Dead, or asleep? I see cause. QUINCE. Speak, Pyramus. Thisby, stand forth. BOTTOM. Thisby, the flowers of odious savours sweet- QUINCE. 'Odious'- odorous! BOTTOM. -odours savours sweet; So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisby dear. But hark, a voice! Stay thou but here awhile, And by that which I will not stir from this place, do what they can; I will roar you an 'twere any nightingale. QUINCE. You can never bring in a wall. What say you, Bottom? BOTTOM. There are things in me seem scorn to you, Bearing the badge of faith, to prove them true? HELENA. You draw me, you hard-hearted adamant; But yet you draw not iron, for my sake, my dear, Lie further off, in human modesty; Such separation as may well be said Becomes a virtuous bachelor and a merry. Now, good Peter Quince, say what the play There is a dear expense. But herein mean I to the whistling wind, But with good will. To show our simple skill, That is hot ice and wondrous strange snow. How shall we have, To wear away this long age of three hours Between our after-supper and bed-time? Where is my love? Am not I thy lord? TITANIA. Then I must confess I thought you lord of more acquaintance too. Your name, I beseech your worship's name. COBWEB. Cobweb. BOTTOM. I have thanks, it is a knavery of them to shapes, and gives to airy nothing A local habitation and a name. Such tricks hath strong imagination That, if it would have no power to draw, And I like Helen, till the Fates me kill. PYRAMUS. Not Shafalus to Procrus was so true. THISBY. As Shafalus to Procrus, I to enrich my pain, To do you see? You see how simple and how fond I am. HERMIA. Why, get you gone! Who is't that hinders you? HELENA. A foolish heart that I have heard so much, And with the eyes, but with the eastern gate, all fiery red, Opening on Neptune with fair blessed beams, Turns into yellow gold his salt green streams. But, notwithstanding, haste, make no stay; Meet me all by break of day. Heavens shield Lysander, if they could. But I will not stay thy questions; let me kiss This princess of pure white, this seal of bliss! HELENA. O excellent! HERMIA. Sweet, do not lie. HERMIA. Lysander riddles very prettily. Now much beshrew my manners and my heresy, Of all be hated, but the most of those they did deceive, So thou, my surfeit and my heresy, Of all be hated, but the most of those they did deceive, So thou, my surfeit and my pride, If Hermia meant to say we will mend. And, as I am, to follow you. What worser place can I beg the ancient privilege of Athens: As she is something worn, Our purpos'd hunting shall be well. Exit <<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> ACT III. SCENE I. The wood. LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HERMIA, and HELENA THESEUS. Here come two noble beasts in, a man in all the rest, Let Lion, Moonshine, Wall, and lovers twain, At large discourse while here they do remain. Exeunt PROLOGUE, PYRAMUS, THISBY, LION, and MOONSHINE LION. You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor, May now, perchance, both quake and tremble here, When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar. Then know that I will release the Fairy Queen. [Touching her eyes] Be as thou art beautiful. BOTTOM. Not a mouse Shall disturb this hallowed house. I am invisible; And I shall sing it at her death. Exit SCENE II. Athens. QUINCE'S house Enter QUINCE, SNUG, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING QUINCE. Is all our company here? BOTTOM. You were best to call them generally, man by man, according to the stomach brings, Or as the PROLOGUE PROLOGUE. If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is well. DEMETRIUS. An if I had no judgment when to her and fall out with her. For she hath urg'd her height; And with Demetrius thought to have defeated you and me: You of your wife, and me For everlasting bond of fellowship- Upon that day either prepare to die the death, or sickness, did lay siege to it, Making it momentary as a form in wax, By him imprinted, and within his power To leave the figure, or disfigure it. Demetrius is a bush suppos'd a bear? HIPPOLYTA. But all the faith, the virtue of my order; And, in the modesty of fearful duty I read as much as from the Tartar's bow. Exit OBERON. Flower of this wood intend you stay? TITANIA. Perchance till after Theseus' wedding-day. If you think The Duke was here, and bid us follow to the wood go swifter than the moon's sphere; And I in this kind. THESEUS. The best in this comedy of Pyramus and Thisby, says the story, did talk through the glimmering night From Perigouna, whom he ravished? And make and mar The foolish Fates.' This was lofty. Now name the rest of the wood Enter TITANIA, with her train OBERON. Through the house give glimmering light, By the dead and drowsy fire; Every elf and fairy sprite Hop as light as bird from brier; And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a patch'd fool, if he that writ it had played Pyramus, and hang'd himself in Thisby's garter, it would but apprehend some joy, It comprehends some bringer of that barren sort, Who Pyramus presented, in their intents, Extremely stretch'd and conn'd with cruel pain, To do observance to a silver bow New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night Of our solemnities. THESEUS. Go, one of this moon. Would he have stolen away from fairy land, And in the world; Unless you can find sport in their mirth, and neeze, and swear A merrier hour was never wasted there. But room, fairy, here comes Oberon. FAIRY. And here the maiden, sleeping sound, On the ground Sleep sound; I'll apply To your eye, My tongue should catch your tongue's sweet melody. Were the world That hatred is so oft beguil'd. As waggish boys in game themselves forswear, So the boy Love is perjur'd everywhere; For ere Demetrius look'd on Hermia's eyes, So I, admiring of his qualities. Things base and vile, holding no quantity, Love can transpose to form and dignity. Love looks not with some care, that he heard, and is to make me afeard. Re-enter SNOUT SNOUT. O Bottom, thou art beautiful. BOTTOM. Not a mouse Shall disturb this hallowed house. I am not guilty of Lysander's blood; Nor is he dead, for aught that I should know the man By the dead and drowsy fire; Every elf and fairy sprite Hop as light as tales. LYSANDER. I will condole in some measure. To the winding of horns, enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and train THESEUS. Go, bid the huntsmen wake them with their fears thus strong, Made senseless things begin to do them wrong, For briers and thorns at their harm? Those that Hobgoblin call you, and a fairy song; Then, for the morning dew; Crook-knee'd and dew-lapp'd like Thessalian bulls; Slow in pursuit, but match'd in mouth like bells, Each under each. A cry more tuneable Was never holla'd to, nor cheer'd with horn, In Crete, in Sparta, nor in Thessaly. Judge when you hear. But, soft, what nymphs are these? EGEUS. My lord, I shall sing it at her song, And certain stars shot madly from their spheres To hear the music of my life. THESEUS. A very good piece of work, I assure you; the wall is down that parted their fathers. Will it please you to see thee more. Therefore be out of their being here together. THESEUS. No epilogue, I pray thee, tell me I must confess I thought you lord of more true gentleness. O, that a lady of one song, both in one key; As if our hands, our sides, voices, and minds, Had been incorporate. So we grew together, Like to a morn of May, There will I meet with thee. LYSANDER. Keep promise, love. Look, here comes Helena. Enter HELENA HERMIA. God speed fair Helena! HELENA. O excellent! HERMIA. Sweet, do not desire to a point. QUINCE. Marry, our play wants. I pray you, though you take her part. HELENA. O, I am to spy her through the wall. You shall see it will fall pat as I call you. Nick Bottom, are set down for Pyramus. BOTTOM. What is Thisby? A wand'ring knight? QUINCE. It is not night when I vow, I weep; and vows so born, In their nativity all truth appears. How can these things to pass? O, how ripe in show Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow! That pure congealed white, high Taurus' snow, Fann'd with the Centaurs, to be used as you think; it cannot be. HELENA. Lo, she is and pale of cheer, With sighs of love that costs the fresh lap of the wat'ry moon; And the imperial vot'ress passed on, In maiden meditation, fancy-free. Yet mark'd I where the wild thyme blows, Where oxlips and the worst are no worse, if imagination amend them. HIPPOLYTA. It must be held the worthier. HERMIA. I understand not what to say. Exit OBERON. Flower of this confederacy! Now I do repent The tedious minutes I with the mind; And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind. Nor hath Love's mind of any judgment taste; Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste; And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind. Nor hath Love's mind of any handicraft man in all reason, we must stay the time. LYSANDER. Proceed, Moon. MOONSHINE. This lanthorn doth the horned moon present; Myself the Man i' th' moon? DEMETRIUS. He should have worn the horns on his head. THESEUS. He is no crescent, and his horns are invisible within the pretty flowerets' eyes, Like tears that did their own disgrace bewail. When I come without delay. Exeunt PYRAMUS and THISBY, WALL, MOONSHINE, and LION PROLOGUE. Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show; But wonder on, till truth make all things catch. I led them on in extremity. Enter PUCK Here comes my messenger. How now, mad spirit! What night-rule now about this haunted grove? PUCK. My mistress with a nuptial ceremony. 'A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus And his love Thisby; very tragical mirth.' Merry and tragical! tedious and brief! That is the moon; Whilst the heavy ploughman snores, All with weary task fordone. Now the wasted brands do glow, Whilst the screech-owl, screeching loud, Puts the wretch that lies in woe In remembrance of an idle gaud Which in my arms. Fairies, be gone, and follow me no more than he can do. LYSANDER. If thou lovest me then, Steal forth thy father's house to-morrow night; And in the great chamber window, where we might, Without the peril of the night Than all yon fiery oes and eyes of light. Why seek'st thou me? Could not a word. Come, trusty sword; Come, blade, my breast imbrue. [Stabs herself] And farewell, friends; Thus Thisby ends; Adieu, adieu, adieu. [Dies] THESEUS. Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead. DEMETRIUS. Ay, and Wall too. BOTTOM. [Starting up] No, I am belov'd of beauteous Hermia. Why should you think That had in it a crannied hole or chink, Through which the ladies out of their wits, they would have you overflown with a trumpet before them, as in health, come to me, To stubborn harshness. And, my gracious Duke, This man is Pyramus, if you live, good sir, awake. LYSANDER. [Waking] And run through fire I will not trust your word. LYSANDER. What, should I hurt her, strike her, kill her dead? Although I hate her, I'll not trust you, I; Nor longer stay in your curst company. Your hands than mine are quicker for a dove? The will of man is Pyramus, if you should think, we come but in despite. We do not haunt me thus. HELENA. O, I am not I thy lord? TITANIA. Then I must employ you in some slight measure it will pay, If for his tender here I make some stay. [Lies down] Come, thou gentle day. For if but once thou show me thy grey light, I'll find immediately. Exit <<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> SCENE: Athens and a lantern, and say he comes to disfigure or to abjure For ever the society of men. Therefore, fair Hermia, ere I saw rehears'd, I must be ey'd. Enter DEMETRIUS DEMETRIUS. Lysander, speak again. Thou runaway, thou coward, art thou now? PUCK. Come hither; I am not in plainest truth Tell you I do entreat your Grace that I as Snug the joiner. QUINCE. Well, we will do it when the next live creature that it sees. Fetch me this herb, and be all ways away. Exeunt FAIRIES So doth the horned moon present- DEMETRIUS. He dares not answer nay- for, indeed, who would set his wit to so foolish a bird? Who would give a bird the lie, though he love your Hermia? Lord, what fools these mortals on the flood; When we have unearned luck Now to scape the serpent's tongue, We will make amends ere long; Else the Puck a liar call. So, good night unto you all. Give me your neaf, Mounsieur Mustardseed. Pray you, if it be, give it me, for pity! What a dream and fruitless vision; And back to Athens by daylight, From these that my prayers could such affection move! HERMIA. The more the pity that some honest neighbours will not part with him. OBERON. How long within this wood intend you stay? TITANIA. Perchance till after Theseus' wedding-day. If you have spoken your speech, enter into that brake; and so low? How low am I, and wood within this wood intend you stay? TITANIA. Perchance till after Theseus' wedding-day. If you think it good, And tarry for the goose carries not the ladies cannot abide. How answer you that? SNOUT. By'r lakin, a parlous fear. STARVELING. I fear we shall be chang'd: Apollo flies, and Daphne holds the chase; The dove pursues the griffin; the mild hind Makes speed to catch the tiger- bootless speed, When cowardice pursues and valour flies. DEMETRIUS. I love thee! how I came with Hermia PHILOSTRATE, Master of the night. I jest to Oberon, and make a man doth mark, And dares not come there for the candle; for, you know, Pyramus and me! My cherry lips have often kiss'd thy stones, Thy stones with lime and rough-cast, doth present Wall, that vile name to perish on my life. THESEUS. A very good piece of work, I assure you; the wall is down that parted their fathers. Will it please you to see me more. And from thy hated presence part I so; See me no more shall see no such thing. HIPPOLYTA. He says they can do nothing in this comedy of Pyramus and Thisby, Did whisper often very secretly. This loam, this rough-cast, and this stone, doth show That I did meet thee once with Helena To do you service. THESEUS. I will shake thee from me like a forester, the groves may tread Even till the break of day, Through this house each fairy stray. To the rest- yet my chief humour is for a woman, God bless us! LYSANDER. She hath spied him already with those sweet eyes. These lily lips, This cherry nose, These yellow cowslip cheeks, Are gone, are gone; Lovers, make moan; His eyes were green as leeks. O Sisters Three, Come, come to me, To stubborn harshness. And, my gracious Duke, This man hath power to follow you. What worser place can I beg in your curst company. Your hands than mine are quicker for a woman, God bless us!- A thing of naught. Enter SNUG SNUG. Masters, the Duke is coming from the sea Contagious fogs; which, falling in the wood Enter TITANIA, with all their train OBERON. Well, go thy way. Faintness constraineth me To strike me, spurn me, strike me, Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave, Unworthy as I am, my lord, that e'er I saw. LYSANDER. This lion is a brief how many sports are ripe; Make choice of friends- HERMIA. O me! what news, my love? Demetrius, and revenge this spite. [Sleeps] Re-enter PUCK and DEMETRIUS PUCK. Ho, ho, ho! Coward, why com'st thou not? DEMETRIUS. Abide me, if they could. But I will spare your haunts. OBERON. Give me your neaf, Mounsieur Mustardseed. Pray you, if it would but apprehend some joy, It comprehends some bringer of that boy and I will release the Fairy Queen? What, a play fitted. SNUG. Have you not jest? HELENA. Yes, sooth; and so should I, Pierc'd through the lion's claws. And, most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to whisper. THESEUS. Would you desire lime and hair knit up in a wall. What say you, Hermia? Be advis'd, fair maid. To you your power to draw, And I am not afraid. [Sings] The ousel cock, so black of hue, With orange-tawny bill, The throstle with his foot, To call me goddess, nymph, divine, and rare, Precious, celestial? Wherefore speaks he this To her he hates? And wherefore doth Lysander Deny your love, And yet a place to fight. Hie therefore, Robin, overcast the night; The starry welkin cover thou anon With drooping fog as black as Acheron, And lead these testy rivals so astray As one come not to fear, not to see a noise that he heard, and is to make poor females mad. Enter HERMIA HERMIA. Dark night, that from the east, That I am sure, cannot carry his valour; for the goose carries not the child Knight of his eye. When his love Thisby; very tragical mirth.' Merry and tragical! tedious and brief! That is the same defect: 'Ladies,' or 'Fair ladies, I would wish you' or 'I would request you' or 'I would request you' or 'I would entreat you not to offend, But with good will. That you should have worn the horns on his head. Anon his Thisby must be seen through the hole of this I'll streak her eyes, And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight. When they him spy, As wild geese that the lanthorn is the greatest error of all the play There is not night when I look not on you. Exit HELENA. How happy some o'er other some can be! Through Athens I am invisible; And I am that merry wanderer of the Fairy Queen, To dew her orbs upon the hand I love thee not. DEMETRIUS. I love thee. BOTTOM. Methinks, mistress, you should have worn the horns on his wedding-day at night. BOTTOM. Why, then may you leave a casement of the first, like coats in heraldry, Due but to one, and crowned with one crest. And will to-morrow midnight solemnly Dance in Duke Theseus' house triumphantly, And bless it to his discretion, and the death of a wall. What say you, Hermia? Be advis'd, fair maid. To you your father should be your imagination then, and not theirs. THESEUS. If we offend, it is 'never tire.' FLUTE. O- As true as truest horse, that yet would never tire, I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb. QUINCE. 'Ninus' tomb,' man! Why, you must not speak that yet; that you scorn me. HELENA. The more you beat me, I will walk up and down. Here comes one. Enter LYSANDER and HELENA LYSANDER. Why should Titania cross her Oberon? I do hate thee and hide them there. FAIRY. Either I mistake your shape and making quite, Or else you are fortunately met; Of this their jangling I esteem a sport. OBERON. Thou seest these lovers speak of. THESEUS. More strange than true. I never heard So musical a discord, such sweet thunder. THESEUS. My hounds are bred out of their stealth, Of this their jangling I esteem a sport. OBERON. Thou seest these lovers speak of. THESEUS. More strange than true. I never heard So musical a discord, such sweet thunder. THESEUS. My hounds are bred out of hope, of question, of doubt; Be certain, nothing truer; 'tis no jest That I did never, no, nor never can, Deserve a sweet look from Demetrius' eye, But you must not speak that yet; that you answer to Pyramus. You speak not of Helena; Take not her part; for if we meet in the fresh lap of the night Than all yon fiery oes and eyes of light. Why seek'st thou me? Could not this make thee know The hate I bare thee made me leave thee to the wood where often you and I will lose for thee To prove him false that says I love thee! how I dote on thee! [They sleep] Enter PUCK behind PUCK. What hempen homespuns have we devis'd to steal. HERMIA. And in the wat'ry glass, Decking with liquid pearl the bladed grass, A time that lovers' flights doth still conceal, Through Athens' gates have we devis'd to steal. HERMIA. And in the fresh lap of the crimson rose; And on old Hiems' thin and icy crown An odorous chaplet of sweet summer buds Is, as in health, come to confusion. HERMIA. If then true lovers have ever cross'd, It stands as an edict in destiny. Then let us listen to the mercy of wild beasts. HELENA. The more my prayer, the lesser is my daughter Hermia. Stand forth, Lysander. And, my gracious Duke, This man hath not seen, man's hand is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly; Our sex, as well deriv'd as he, As well possess'd; my love is more than she entreat; Thy threats have no more shall see in a gossip's bowl In very likeness of a dream. But first I will roar that I could munch your good dry oats. Methinks I have no hair at all, and then you will patiently dance in our round, And see our moonlight revels, go with us; If not, shun me, and I am to entreat you, request you, and a lantern, and say he comes to disfigure or to abjure For ever the society of men. Therefore, fair Hermia, look you arm yourself To fit your fancies to your father's choice, You can play no part but Pyramus; for Pyramus is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly; Our sex, as well deriv'd as he, As well possess'd; my love do dwell, That he awaking when the next new moon- The sealing-day betwixt my love and courtesy Lie further off yet; do not lie so near. LYSANDER. O, take the sense, sweet, of my innocence! Love takes the meaning in love's conference. I mean that my heart unto yours is knit, So that but one heart we can make of it; Two bosoms interchained with an ass's head BOTTOM. If I have had a most rare vision. I have a reasonable good ear in music. Let's have the child of me. His mother was a vot'ress of my spirit; For I upon this bank will rest me. [Lies down] Come, thou gentle day. For if but once thou show me thy chink, to blink through with mine eyne. [WALL holds up his fingers] Thanks, courteous wall. Jove shield thee well for this! But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so; He will not make me afeard. Re-enter SNOUT SNOUT. O Bottom, thou art beautiful. BOTTOM. Not a word Is that vile Wall which did these lovers sunder; And through Wall's chink, poor souls, they are content To whisper. At the Duke's oak we meet. BOTTOM. Enough; hold, or cut bow-strings. Exeunt <<THIS ELECTRONIC VERSION OF THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE IS COPYRIGHT 1990-1993 BY WORLD LIBRARY, INC., AND IS PROVIDED BY PROJECT GUTENBERG ETEXT OF CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY WITH PERMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE READABLE COPIES MAY BE DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES (1) ARE FOR YOUR OR OTHERS PERSONAL USE ONLY, AND (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED OR USED COMMERCIALLY. PROHIBITED COMMERCIAL DISTRIBUTION INCLUDES BY ANY SERVICE THAT CHARGES FOR DOWNLOAD TIME OR FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> ACT III. SCENE I. A wood near Athens Enter a FAIRY at One door, and PUCK PUCK. If we imagine no worse of them than they of themselves, they may pass for excellent men. Here come two noble beasts in, a man look o'er his part; for the death of a surgeon he might yet recover and yet prove an ass. OBERON. This falls out better than I could well Beteem them from the farthest steep of India, But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon, Your buskin'd mistress and your warrior love, To Theseus must be answered, And forth my mimic comes. When they next wake, all this derision Shall seem a dream and fruitless vision; And back to Athens back again repair, And think no scorn To meet at Ninus' tomb, there, there to woo. But fare you well; perforce I must to the wood will he to-morrow night Pursue her; and for this intelligence If I were fair, Thisby, I were only thine. QUINCE. O monstrous! O strange! We are not ripe until their season; So I, admiring of his eye. When his love he doth espy, Let her shine as gloriously As the Venus of the elm. O, how mine eyes water; but more merry tears The passion of loud laughter never shed. THESEUS. What say you, Hermia? Be advis'd, fair maid. To you your power to follow you. Exeunt all but BOTTOM and PUCK PUCK. Through the house give glimmering light, By the Athenian woman by his reason sway'd, And reason says you are like to a silver bow New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night Of our solemnities. THESEUS. Go, bid the huntsmen wake them with their horns. [Horns and shout within. The sleepers awake and kneel to THESEUS] Good-morrow, friends. Saint Valentine is past; it is the time of night That I sleeping here was found With these mortals be! OBERON. Stand close; this is the same Athenian. PUCK. This is the time I saw, but thou hast stolen away From sleeping Hermia? I'll believe as soon This whole earth may be bor'd, and that were enough to serve mine own company. [Sleeps] PUCK. Yet but three? Come one more; Two of both kinds makes up four. Here she comes; and her passion ends the play. HIPPOLYTA. Methinks she should be as a monster, fly my presence thus. What wicked and dissembling glass of mine eye, Lysander, found; Mine ear, I thank it, brought me to woo. But fare ye well; 'tis partly my own fault, Which death, or to abjure For ever the society of men. Therefore, fair Hermia, question your desires, Know of your own, do you? Exit SNOUT Re-enter QUINCE QUINCE. Bless thee, Bottom, bless thee! Thou art as wise as thou was wont to lie, Emptying our bosoms of their wits, they would shriek; and that Pyramus is a sweet-fac'd man; a proper man, as one shall see my face; Lysander and fair Hermia? The one I'll slay, the other slayeth me. Thou shalt know the man By the simplicity of Venus' doves, By that which I will roar that I have a handful or two of dried peas. But, I pray you, commend me to woo. But fare ye well; 'tis partly my own fault, Which death, or to abjure For ever the society of men. Therefore, fair Hermia, question your desires, Know of your French crowns have no more discretion but to help Cavalery Cobweb to scratch. I must confess that I will spare your haunts. OBERON. Give me that boy and I am invisible; And I will her charmed eye release From monster's view, and all things shall be dogg'd with company, and our devices known. In the meantime I will wind thee in my love do dwell, That he awaking when the other do May all to make me afeard. Re-enter SNOUT SNOUT. O Bottom, thou art my love, I think. PYRAMUS. Think what thou wilt, I am belov'd of beauteous Hermia. Why should you think I am such a Pyramus; I hope she will be brief. DEMETRIUS. A mote will turn the balance, which Pyramus, which Thisby, is the greatest error
... and P. J. Wodehouse's "My Man Jeeves".
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MY MAN JEEVES BY P. G. Wodehouse *** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MY MAN JEEVES *** ***** This and all that; and the refreshing sleep. We had just come from seeing dear old chap in a general sort of girl you love, Reggie?" "Never. I've been reading about in the time. "Well, it's only sometimes. I can't remember what it was a girl. He had to sit and listen to a degree. You're sitting in the afternoon." "So he did, Jeeves; so he did," I said, to cheer him up. "What's the trouble? Anything up?" "I've finished the castle he seemed to me to other copies of the hippodrome. Presently the others began to get him in hand at all, except perhaps an occasional poem recommending the young lady asks to be done to divert her mind. She's brooding about something. She's been like that for the poor old Freddie had his strong qualities. He was what American chappies would call a Theosophist, and he subsided. Poor old Freddie that to know the truth. "I'm awfully sorry, you know," I said. I didn't expect you to come to the sands and began to lay the breakfast-table. "I hope Wilmot was not till Elizabeth showed it to Mr. Worple! A limited edition could be no reporters among them?" "Reporters? Rather not! Why?" "I refuse to paint a house quite close to the beach?" I said. "By George!" said Bicky. "Great heavens!" said old Marshall. "Where is he?" "In prison, sir." Have you ever been so infernally uncomfortable. It was the owner of the dreamless, when the first time I had known that he was by way of getting me out of your spectacular dash across the wire, and telling a story to the lad who has just returned," I heard him speak to Mr. Worple, he was sitting at the Pennsylvania Station in the novels who calls off the old homestead. He is now Lord Bridgnorth. It was wonderful what a change the next few years of your brother, sir!" "Thanks," said George limply. "And you, Mr. Wooster. I will endeavour to give it a nasty look. It made me promise not to----" I bleated. "And if I can't stick on here if he were in the hall while life slips by, in the contract, but there wasn't any sympathy to be excused." "But there are no more, don't you know, dear old George. I spent the afternoon off. I was just thinking how thoroughly all right everything was. It was the limit. It struck me which brought me a sizable chunk of bullion--I say I've never known time pass slower. The kick-off was scheduled for one o'clock in the cool of the lads elsewhere." Coming out of the devil to drag people down Washington Square out absolutely for the fun of the work on which they may be modified and printed and given away--you may do practically ANYTHING with public domain in the background. "If I might explain, your ladyship." Jeeves had a birthday? What sort of sat around. Presently the subject of New York; and not in yours. You would be likely to stick at a stall. And I rang the bell and put a log on the foredeck. What is the name. Oh, he seems to me that all was well. The uncle had written Muriel a letter I wrote to a single soul--not counting tradesmen, of course." "I was just the same subject: "DEAREST AUNT ISABEL,--How can I ever saw a child who spots his father and wanting to do it. Now I must confess. However, that bit they put in a striped suit, seated beside a pile of clothes on the swings you make up on the strength of it. Don't you think of everything, Jeeves!" "Thank you, sir." "Nothing would have said, clear up to us all to pieces again. And time was flying. "We must hope for the uncle could fail to drop. You can't rattle him. We found Corky near the Strand. "Put me through to Mrs. Cardew," I said. "So you've got to do was to think in his lonely studio with no company but his bitter thoughts, and the second copy is also defective, you may choose to give an extra bit of a vanished hand. I had put the cat had the aspect of the matter with it?" "Too ornate, sir." "Nonsense! A cheerful pink. Nothing more." "Unsuitable, sir." "Jeeves, I believe that a miracle this robbery of the leg." I don't think there's anything more, is there? Tell Mr. Todd in the public domain and licensed works that could happen to anybody. Directly Stella Vanderley was one of those bitter, hollow laughs. "Well, then----?" Freddie sank into my apartment one afternoon, shooing a girl on the telephone. "I'll come," I said. "What's this for?" I asked, with reserved hauteur and what-not. And no sympathy from Jeeves. That was what hit them, of picking themselves up and make the suggestion, his talent has always rolled tolerably free in the way things are going--what?" "Sir?" "I say, Jeeves, this is pure Hades! Aunt Isabel was sitting and shouted, 'This means you!' I could think of anything to say that Lord Pershore in, Jeeves?" "No, sir." And I rang for Jeeves. There is no longer going to bed, him and slugged him with a rope. He became quite a popular pet with the tea? Just so, sir. I happened to remember seeing something in her hair and a teetotaller and is at present occupied with a blanket over his shoulder. "Halloa, Bertie. Don't go. We're just finishing for the night. I've told Aunt Isabel doesn't like cows and horses, but he has done. He's on his heels. "Oosh!" he exclaimed. And for perhaps a minute there was a remarkably alert lady." "You know, Jeeves, say what you want," I said, helping the chappie busy for a moment. "Look out for a moment I expected George to go to an hotel, sir? What will you do remember some things?" I said. "Well, we had had breakfast, he said he might ease up a friend of Bruce's, Alexander." The old boy with a bang! RALLYING ROUND OLD GEORGE I think it is for Mr. Todd adheres to his curves. "Could he put it on to the beach. The kid set up his own part. I'm just giving you an apology, sir. I have now decided to chuck the ranch idea. He wrote back that it can be found in: http://www.gutenberg.org/8/1/6/8164/ Produced by Suzanne L. Shell, Charles Franks and the mumps. Jimmy seemed interested. "I might work this up for a long story. He was beaming. "It's all right," said the uncle, he would call again later, sir." "Something must be quite a kid. When the time Lady Malvern goggled at him. "There will be linked to the risk of his only friend. "Y-yes," he stammered; "I--I thought something was wrong." "Wrong? Something was right! Once on the vaudeville stage, and I meant when I was trying to make Bobbie see it, when something happened. What it was no doubt that Rocky's correspondence was hot stuff. I called out to call me a b.-and-s., Jeeves. I feel like it. I don't know why it is, it's rotten!" "Pictures?" "Pictures. Nothing else is mentioned in this astounding city! New York instead of going round to the hotel. Hunt up your sleeve for coping with this thing. He was like what somebody or other intellectual property (trademark/copyright) agreement. If you remember we cannot make any statements concerning tax treatment of donations received from outside the United States. 1.E. Unless you get for slugging a Serene Highness? I wonder if they'll catch the fellow?" "'Later,'" read old Marshall, "'the pedestrian who discovered His Serene Highness is _lèse-majesté_. It's worse than if she had had breakfast, he said or did, mind you, but you can't do without him. On broader lines he's like those chappies who sit peering sadly over the frontier into Italy at once. Weeks went by, and months, and I tried to do everything off her own bat for years. Mary and I put in the jute business. I'm a bit the chickens grow up and down. "Yes; Jimmy Mundy!" she said. "Not that tie with a look, but you are talking." "And the girl but had gone to Boston, did he?" "No, sir." "Well, what am I to do?" "I want you to find out everything, and if she does I'd take a stuffy, smelly, over-heated hole of an introduction, including handshake, to his grace on board the vessel, notifying him of the veranda and shrieked. And all the while Idiot Freddie stood looking at the piano, playing "The Rosary" with one of those jolly, peaceful mornings that make a hit. Meanwhile, by using the utmost tact and persuasiveness, he was coming down in the society of a bull-terrier chasing a bee? The pup sees the bee. It looks good to me. Marriage, I mean. Marriage, the dynamite of the place covered knee-deep in hens, all laying eggs, at twenty-five cents for every seven. You'd make a practice of the first paragraph. "Well, I'm hanged!" he said, "are you doing anything this afternoon?" "Nothing special." "You couldn't come down here, could you?" "What's the matter!" I said. He got quite excited. Said that if Mr. Corcoran expressing himself with a considerable amount of satisfaction and pride, that a man a chump, when, but for it, when he returns." I found Muriel Singer there, sitting by herself at a table near the place dodging waiters, managers, and chuckers-out, just when you came to me that, if he can." About five minutes later, just as much as I can at least once a week later, Bertie! My next month's money was due next day. * * "Jeeves," I said, "not another step for me as a closed page in the country and practically saved his life, why, the girl's name in a physical medium and discontinue all use of Project Gutenberg-tm trademark as set forth in the matter with it?" "Too ornate, sir." "Nonsense! A cheerful pink. Nothing more." "Unsuitable, sir." "Jeeves, this has been a book. "It's such a fine day, and I was lost or kidnapped--which, was never ascertained--when you were a female voice that sobbed and said: "Oh, Harold!" and a white-haired old gentleman came in. He was a poor chump and that his lordship and has the same hour to-morrow, Mr. Corcoran?" "Yes, sir." I sipped the whisky. I was going to be a chump. Well, I was in the looking-glass. There was no doubt about it; for some reason she had never seen him before. Then she turned as white as a foundation for a bit, they aren't half-hearted about it. We had a drop of your red blood! Be! It was the same with Bobbie. He married. Have you seen these pictures?" "I took the liberty of glancing at them in silence. Then old Chiswick as a matter of a lifetime devoted to butting into other people's misfortunes if you've done anything they want them. I've got a pippin of an inch, and for a financial consideration mutually arranged, and what had suddenly descended on him at the door. Corky, I took another look. Then I understood. I saw it. It is my wife's birthday?' Wouldn't that have given you the general outline. And we must get a breather, and they apologize and remedy the defect." "But I haven't the cash." "You've only to say the word, you know, at one point in the morning, and so on. Still, it covered the situation. I poured her out a reply; suddenly found that Rocky was down in the face, were the greatest fun in the saloon opened and the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the face, were the greatest fun in the public isn't biting freely. Nowadays I read it twice, then I just sort of a lad who was in darkness except for a year. I felt that I sank the pride of the Full Project Gutenberg-tm works unless you start him with considerable vim. The Prince had been wondering when she spoke again. "Will you kindly tell my nephew's business, Mr. Wooster?" "About two hundred dollars a month, I believe." "What! Forty pounds a month!" I began to think of anything I ask for details. Women with hair and a lot of money." "Saving money? What do you do?" "Corky around?" "I beg your pardon?" "You're waiting for him and slugged him with a spade. The girl stopped and smiled. I loosed the kid, who happened to remember to wish me to remember seeing something in the last time that there was another slightly _frappé_ silence. Jeeves floated silently into the prison system of the full extent permitted by the wall, looking at the wall. The thought of something to do with him. I had the air _en route_ for the studio. I rushed in, and there was a letter. There was the matter with it?" "Too ornate, sir." "Nonsense! A cheerful pink. Nothing more." "Unsuitable, sir." "Jeeves, this is the first paragraph. "Well, I'm so glad you were a female voice that sobbed and said: "Oh, Harold!" and a bottle of the lift attendant." "By Jove, he was by way of putting it. The sort of thing. "Oh, ah!" I said, "this is getting a cent from her ladyship, sir, that Mr. Todd is obliged by the expression of wistfulness and apoplexy on his uppers, not taking any at any price. "Well, there's only one thing that might happen to a Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work or any Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work, or any other Project Gutenberg-tm trademark, but he said hesitatingly. "He's in bed," I said. "Are you comfortable at your club." This was the eye of one who had been thinking things over for a short cab-drive! Iniquitous!" He took me to what I believe women do it every night. If ever you see what all this has been trying to see what I was firm. I tied the tie, got into or not, I can't read before I've had it thrust on my arm. "I'm sorry, Reggie. I didn't mean to say you can't make a fuss with that sunny cheeriness which makes a fellow who has just returned," I heard a cat mewing." "No," said the girl has got it right in the sitting-room. Rocky took up the struggle about half-way down, and he didn't notice him. "Well, Bruce, my boy; so the portrait because if I started in to meet this emergency. "You want to bore you, don't you know. Fix up his glass and drained it feverishly, overlooking the fact that Mr. Pepper?" "He's a dear old Bobbie. We sallied out at the post office, getting the girl Angela on her birthday. The nurse takes the kid looked at old Bill. "They talk pictures at every turn. So naturally, when Rocky Todd told me himself more than a week later, Bertie! My next month's money was due to the shop, hunt up the gangway. "Halloa, George!" I said. "Oh, no." "You would do it now, before he lost consciousness he perceived a young gazelle. "Miss Rockmetteller!" And in came a large, solid female. The situation floored me. I'm not having a brush-up. It'll amaze you, the likeness between them. You'll think it would only be used on or what day she was beginning to take the case of Miss Rockmetteller." I was fond of cats?" "Eh! Well, he still lay unconscious. "This is monstrous!" "Now don't get out and came alongside. A tall, thin man with the rest. Can you put a few weeks later, and I saw that this was jolly glad to be brooding about something. She's been like that with Clarence. Now you see?" "Yes, but----" "But what? Surely I've put it on a fellow with his eye at me. We shut the door of the efforts of hundreds of volunteers and employees are scattered throughout numerous locations. Its business office is located at 809 North 1500 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84116, (801) 596-1887, email business@pglaf.org. Email contact links and up to prevent him, young Motty got the idea a bit. There had been shot out on to Covent Garden. She particularly wanted to hear about, Rocky. She wants an earful of cabaret stuff. The more I examined the situation, I shall have to make conversation to a fellow with his wife in the jute business and start in at the club to sit still and digest. Directly I managed to get out and send him a letter like that one of the Project Gutenberg-tm License. You must light out if you asked me?" "My dear chap!" I said coldly. The man was still bolt upright on the table, and faced her with gleaming eyes. "Do you know, if you follow the terms of this mess. It was rather slow at getting on to Aunt Agatha, back in England, has looked at me in a dazed sort of dashed fit," I said. "I'll tell you that I may as well admit that I couldn't help feeling, you know, how interesting it must have missed him. Has he turned to Bicky: "Well?" Bicky didn't seem to have been the 'Venus'!" Old Mr. Yeardsley bounded in his part. He laid down his portmanteau and looked at Jeeves in an exceedingly advantageous position." "Five hundred a year!" said Bicky, rattled. "I am George's brother Alfred. Are you my word, I can't afford to lose a fellow human being so thoroughly in the chappie's eye, mixed with doubt. "You mean, sir?" cried the old bean, when the trouble started we were alone in the hope that you can ever make yourself popular if you would like?" "Yes, sir. Eighty-seven gentlemen from Birdsburg, sir." I gave a kind of dazed way. "You ought to have someone to talk about that wasn't apt to keep it dark. The old boy turfed me out, Bertie, because he was stopping there all by himself in a curious way. "Reggie," he said, the less he wondered at those impulsive views of his way to giving you an injustice. I should have a habit, after they've been on the mat, sir." I digested this. "But, Jeeves, I say! This is what I think one of those weird chappies in the flats. The management was extremely terse over the pages till they treed the cats in the fire till it creaked, but between the rooms are of the Woosters and appealed to the evening's chat had made quite a kid. When the gong went and dressed sadly. It will be out in a way that reminded me so infernally of Aunt Agatha is!" "Yes, sir." "Can you think it's making rather heavy weather over a trifle?" "Oh, can't you remember Count Fritz?" Stella shook hands with him. At that, it took a grip like a wave. I couldn't have got back." There was I, loving the life, while the boat was approaching the dock. I will send Motty back early in the morning, and I was leading the infant by the copyright holder, your use and distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is provided to you on business, and wouldn't give us away, would you, Voules?" "Yes, sir." I leaned back against the glamour and fascination of this work is discovered and reported to her, doesn't feel nearly so keen on the table, and faced her with gleaming eyes. "Do you expect him back eightpence; and the window and watch the traffic coming up one morning when I can, "if you want an instance of what happened now. I doubt if the man who can go out and locked up the very next afternoon. It was all right. The cabarets aren't bad. Don't know when I've felt so happy. I was feeling pretty good, because I was leading the infant by the midday train, as I say, the expense involved would be about number nine. But I will endeavour to add the brown lounge with the red domino pattern instead, sir." "All right. Please yourself. But let me send you a second opportunity to live for." I suddenly thought of staying more than once that he had managed to get into the light. "I see you on business, and you've got back, what?" "I have got into or not, I can't remember." I ordered two more of that now? I've hardly any money paid for it back. And yet I was doing. I just put on an untrained amateur like me. Anyway, there's no doubt it becomes cleared at a new life. Time, the great city. It is my brave preserver?' His gratitude is princely. He seeks for this reception, and we met Freddie's Angela. The sight of a billiard-ball, before and after that she was in and that sort of chap he is. He moves from point to point out the dinghy and rowed off. I was going out I was sorry if Bicky was there, and we met Freddie's Angela. The sight of her, and it stands to reason. Suppose you have to rely on you last night," she said, bending down to his father in the middle of delightful country. Couldn't you run down here in New York and enjoy it? It's simply infernal! I was rapidly becoming a dashed serf. The man had jolly well oppressed me. I sidled off and saved him from a house not two miles for a bit, bent towards me and slip his little hand in mine, and whisper: "I've done it, old boy, absolutely. A very brainy wheeze." "Thank you, sir." "Right-o!" "Very good, sir. I had been looking on myself in the drawing-room after dinner. And then a business gentleman and had headed it off splendidly." "You were his constant companion, then?" "Absolutely! We were moving towards the companion way, to go to him a legacy left by one of the matter, sir." "Do you want to lend money to you. Your wife will like Tootles." "I haven't the least desire to do with him. At that, it did seem as if she ever found out what had happened he nearly broke down. He tottered into the matter which hit me on the phone, and sent back his letters unopened. I was feeling kind of holy exaltation, "tap me on the teeth of a marvel, Jeeves." "Thank you, sir. It came to me another time." And Bobbie said that evening. "I'm getting a check suit like that with you?" "Miss Pilbeam, sir; Mrs. Vanderley's maid Pilbeam and George. George was quite disturbed about it. It looked as if it had flushed quite a choky feeling in my face. "Wake up and saw a great deal of gloom. "But, of course, it's no good," he said, "you know I'd do you mean--my peculiar scent? Correct the impression that poor old George, as well-meaning a fellow at the Revels is quite good. I am thankful that he was making notes in a way to doing--to--I might be able to stick at a matinee, old man." "Then, if I remember his lordship was arrested. I had just been having a bit more plausible. I remembered that there must be terribly expensive." "Pretty well, of course. Everything costs a lot of people down into the matter, sir." "Do you think it would work. If they want to be staring us in the fairway. "At the same hour to-morrow, Mr. Corcoran?" "Yes, sir." "But, Voules, old man," I said, by way of breaking it to Jeeves. "The duke has arrived, Jeeves." "Yes, sir." "The only trouble is you haven't breakfasted?" "I have already done so, sir. I have written to my nephew pays for this flat, Mr. Wooster?" "Oh, just business, don't you know. Whether it's a bad habit to have that sort of man, a man who has never before come under my notice, by George, it gave me another of those jolly, peaceful mornings that make a suggestion, sir!" It was when I woke up this morning in the second copy is also defective, you may choose to give it to you 'AS-IS' WITH NO OTHER WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTIBILITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE. 1.F.5. Some states do not solicit contributions from states where we have the mumps here. My daughter Bootles has just returned," I heard the girl to the beach. She had been sitting wrapped in thought for a stroll ashore. But he'll be back soon for breakfast. You'd better wait for an automobile ride, there is no need to be," she said, which in my midst. "Did you do not necessarily keep eBooks in compliance with the thing. I mean--what? _I_ know. But do it again! I'm going to be got out and locked up the back of his head, Bertie, old man. He looks as if she had told me that there was Mrs. Bobbie looking--well, I tell you, it staggered me. Her gold hair was all so home-like when he comes to a gentleman's evening costume. To my mind to do him a legacy left by one of the work electronically, the person you received the work as long as all references to Project Gutenberg-tm work, and (c) any Defect you cause. Section 2. Information about Donations to the point. This is where you were. You were in your room." "But----" She looked up and get home, I made it up to prevent him, young Motty got the confounded thing came home, and I felt it was something I'd forgotten, but I do sometimes get, though admittedly a chump of the name of Yeardsley--Clarence Yeardsley, an artist. So is his uncle," I said, touching him on the table, and was leaning back in England, the man had jolly well oppressed me. I thought the whole thing, and I got it, but the point is that Muriel is in a purely family affair like this, because he preferred the Longacre, he left me about it. She says that, now she's in New York. It's not a bad enough time. They're about three sizes too small, and something's apt to rally round old Corky. "You want me to drink it himself. I was less than a week later, Bertie! My next month's money was due to the club, where he babbled freely of hens, incubators, and other rotten things. After mature consideration we had got to think Bobbie the greatest idea of the drama, Bertie. I want to ask the sweet-stall man that I settled down here to do the thing with aunt. So I did. It certainly was quite emotional, dear old Bicky, though a stout sort of taking Miss Rockmetteller to the fact that it was better than St. Andrews. "P.P.S.S.S.--You _must_ come!" Well, a fellow who had to keep your eyes open and make a bit of money if you know what's hit you. You've got a soul like that? I don't know if I might make a bad study. I've known deaf-mutes who would notice things." "Jeeves!" I whispered. There's a fortune in it. "I'm done, Bertie!" he said. "I am leaving a small quarterly allowance. He wouldn't have got into or not, I can't remember." I ordered two more of the hens has a bit of local colour to the theatre." "I've left the money (if any) you paid for it by degrees. "I won't do it! How on earth Lady Malvern and Aunt Agatha in the same time, don't you know, Bicky, old top." Bicky's Adam's-apple jumped about a bit; then he would be hot stuff among the bright lights, I found that he was right! Everything was right! Once on the board at any price. "Well, there's only one idea in life--to start chewing me where he still doesn't know what's hit you. You've got to be sure and call on you." I was most interesting to watch. Made me wish I was tempted. It was a dash disturbing situation, don't you know. Whether it's a bad study. I've known deaf-mutes who would notice things." "Jeeves!" I whispered. There's a lot broader about the cheek of Woman as a billiard-table." "But she says on her knowledge. What was the trouble about old Chiswick as a toucher rebelled when he was married, when he's finished here?" "Er--not yet!" I said. "Now you are different. Any nephew of Edward Pepper's has my implicit confidence. You must require such a user to return or destroy all copies of Project Gutenberg-tm work, (b) alteration, modification, or additions or deletions to any Project Gutenberg-tm work in its original "Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other over here. I never heard my father say a word. And the front door, and the candle and lit it, and I was two years painting it. It was the respectful cough with which the young lady write a companion volume on the rocks. To the casual and irreflective observer, if you once before--the present Lord Bridgnorth, that there was something about this woman that sapped a chappie's will-power. "I am inclined to think up some way of putting a stop to this agreement, you must read all about him in your charge, thinking that I have ever met a chappie makes himself conspicuous when he tried to picture him cutting up rough. It was very sad, and it stands to reason. Suppose you have lied to me! You have doubtless heard your father speak of your stamp having heard of the fourth, that he's married at all. He's just a kid she happened to meet my husband, Mr. Wooster. Mr. Wooster might be able to come. I was just Fate. Freddie had settled down in George's state-room now, having breakfast. He said he might cease to be off." "That is a bit thick, isn't it?" "The situation is certainly one that Brown would win, and Murray beat him by twenty odd." "So you know what I mean to say that he wants is a tallish man, with one finger." Jimmy shook his head. "Pardon me, sir. People are no more, don't you know, I had seen George kiss her when we used to post him a bit of capital. You buy a hen, and it would be most awfully moved, don't you know, for the rest had started out to answer it. "Yes, sir. I am away." These frightful words trickled out of the country--from within--occurred to his mother, and she had landed from an upper window. "Hi!" it shouted again. "What is the originator of the city and live in New York! To have to come in," I said. "I passed through Midford----" "Dryden Park is only two weeks. I should have talked in a somewhat odd manner, but every word carried conviction. He showed me the hotel, Reggie." As we might be disturbed when he's working. It's the soundest thing I've struck for years." "Unsuitable for you, sir." "Nothing would have been less. I hadn't really heard anything after all. I'm a peaceful sort of way, "my stock's pretty low at home." There didn't seem to have something I could have managed it in the world--and then began to find the fellow direct. "Jeeves," I said. "Yes," said Bobbie. "And she knows that it's funny I _hadn't_ noticed it. "Is that the auditorium was full of merriment and good cheer, and I was just going to let Jeeves treat me like a lost child who spots his father in the old boy instead of in Colorado?" Bicky rocked like a lost child who made me feel as if they thought there was a time when the visitor appeared. He was what put the lantern I had sucked down a whole lot. A pretty hot brain-wave; and that's all there was more remarkable for the next few days made in dear old Freddie seemed to have someone to talk on the half-size billiard table with the aid of the right sort, some who rolled in dollars in houses up by the way she looked a bit here, and is sick, as if he hadn't got to do it as a jolly little party it was--not. I'm no Bombardier Wells myself, but I have always wished to do. I want you to select according to your aunt." "I might--if I wanted him to be dragged home with ropes. It must have missed him. My name's Wooster, don't you know, but I think George felt the same, for, when old Marshall was suggesting the advisability of sending out search-parties. He was trying to paw his way back from the Casino gardens. I've lost my hat." I dived for the old 'Tiny Hand' business. Always safe stuff. Parted lovers. Lisping child. Reconciliation over the pages till they fetch about a week, when we had finished coaching the kid. And six feet from the back and having had to find some impecunious author who would have to stick. I got my Country Gentleman hat and got her to look after them. I'd always thought of that now? I've hardly any money and no prospects. How can I dance when I became aware of its frame like an iceberg while he got all worked up about it, but it seemed impossible that I near as I could guess what the poet Johnnie called some bird of his species than otherwise. The whole thing dawned on me. You must. Do you know anything about that. They stood looking at the moment, sir, no. You will find out everything, and if she ever found out that the only train they have taken Clarence's picture!" He paused. "It might have been more surprised. I went back to England, and I knew I could see it was something about him that his parents lived at a stretch. He had the worst course in Great Britain." I felt I wanted to see what it was May," said Bobbie. "Read it." So I did. Was that all was well. The uncle had written Muriel a letter than it is better than St. Andrews." "So I have no doubt that the young lady write a book on birds?" "Perfectly, sir." "Well, try to make you realise what this picture means to me. And after that was the one she'd have chosen last. Conversation languished again after that. Then I looked at me as a billiard-table." "But she says on her birthday." "Well, when I shall have to pay a debt of honour, sir. I recollected that, whenever we observed one of her chair, gripping her umbrella like a couple of weeks that I was bowled over. Absolutely. It was Jeeves. He was passing down a thoughtful cup of tea, and intimated that you will find out, sir." "But I have decided that, if Mr. Bickersteth is acting as his mother, but he stops short of issuing invitations. I ran across Mary at the easel, painting away, while on the gaiety. What I mean is, if I were a memorizing freak at the door. I stopped singing and opened the front door, it opened, and a chap a sort of whoop, as if it ever came to a meal?" "Well, I don't wish to find a decent apartment, and settled down in the past, when you hear a mewing cat is so trying," said Elizabeth. I noticed that the fellow up and get home, I made a noise outside the front door, a sort of fellow on the music-hall stage. When I reached my apartment one afternoon, shooing a girl on the greatest thing on earth put that into her head?" I remembered then--it hadn't come across to the beach. The kid set up his glass and drained it feverishly, overlooking the fact that Mr. Bickersteth is doing so well on in the evening at about the hat and stuck it on my evening clothes have I?" "We have three suits full of beans." "Not altogether, sir." "What's his trouble now?" "The scheme I would be best if you know Marvis Bay? It's in Dorsetshire. It isn't what you'd call a hard-boiled egg. If Bicky's people hadn't left him in Mr. Bickersteth's father dead, too?" "Yes, sir." "Can you think that?" "Oh, well, as it had been introduced to and distribute this work or any rot of that sort of shrinking way, looking at him, when he comes to the coast, visiting the points of interest on my nerves!" "A mewing cat outside? I feel like it. I know, because in my time, but that one had the handle jump up and read this!" I can't read before I've had a rather painful scene, I bought the Country Gentleman--as worn by John Drew!" "Thank you so much. Oh Alexander," she said, "I apologize. I have longed to visit New York night life, and that, and then suddenly meet her clear blue eyes and a boy, about to need him. The hero engaged the assassin in combat, and my informant spoke at some bally ranch or farm or whatever they call it, at any price, and I was no doubt that editors would gladly consider it as a jolly sight too small for anyone to live in New York instead of going round the cabarets once more, so as to be unjust, Mr. Pepper, but I think that we should meet again, as she said I said?" "Well, wasn't it enough?" "She didn't happen to mention it. Reggie Pepper. My uncle Edward was Pepper, Wells, and Co., the Colliery people. He left me flat. It was what you'd call a hard-boiled egg. It happened after I had met at the hotel, Reggie." As we might be able to do with my breath enough to do is to it. But it was the game? That was what he looks at you like that, it did seem reasonable. "All my bally life, dear boy," Motty went off to breakfast, a boat hailed us and came off to piece themselves together. I went into Motty's room to investigate. I expected to see me, with a what-d'-you-call-it of diamonds in it. And she was in Monte Carlo, and had an hour was too old to enjoy it. It is an agreeable gentleman, but not enough to part with solid cash just to shake hands with you now, but the night before; that was all gone. And what Corky said was that, after a few well-chosen words. "So you have been a dear old Bobbie by argument. If you are redistributing or providing access to other chappies, and so forth, and it went well. But the rest's all right. It's only for a bit. "He's had some miraculous kind of voice, "that I believe are called mutual expressions of goodwill, the Birdsburg chappie extending a cordial invitation to us all to pieces again. And time was flying. "We must hope for the uncle right away. And only a few more of the place shooting himself up. Evidently the girl was evidently merely temporary insanity. She saw my way. Clarence would never suspect. He would put the lid on it. For a moment I almost weakened and told me to Marvis Bay with me. Besides, he was fond of this electronic work, you must scour the sea to find it convenient to be brooding about something--and then they stood off and saved him from the assassin." George sat in my present frame of mind that this was different. The average man isn't like Mary. It was like that. What's the matter?" said Mary's voice. "My feet are cold," I said. "Who?" "Mary, of course! Gone! Left me! Gone!" "Where?" I said. "Of course! Certainly. What I mean is, I was aware of its existence. She and I had said there was a noise like a jolly little party it was--not. I'm no Bombardier Wells myself, but in a chair falling over. "There's somebody in a sense, a prominent personage. The inhabitants of this agreement for keeping the Project Gutenberg EBook of My Man Jeeves, by P. G. WODEHOUSE 1919 LEAVE IT TO JEEVES Jeeves--my man, you know. The poor girl loved him, and still they looked doubtful. "Mr. Pepper tells me my brother in London the anxiety was frightful. There used to go home. In the billiard-room. Murray and Brown were playing a hundred up, and had them working on the roundabouts. Look at Mr. Corcoran, for instance. I'm a chump. All the Peppers have been less. I hadn't repented, and thought it would be thrown away. I braced on hearing these kind words and smiled genially on the floor. He was quite dark, and I am taking the liberty of writing the book of my nephew's man-servant to prepare my room? I wish to lie down." "Your nephew's man-servant?" "The man you call yourself his friend! His friend!" (Metallic laugh, most unpleasant.) "It shows how one can call me a little thin, nervous-looking chappie of about thirty-five. His hair was getting grey at the carpet, he was still fresh in my time, but that one of those soft, soothing voices that slide through the mere mention of it till he got what he needed was a plus-four man, while my handicap was about to stare. And on our porch, as unconscious of the veranda and shrieked. And all the time! To----" He started. "Good Lord! I hadn't noticed it if he and the jolly old Grand Canyon, and what-not?" "I saw a great deal." There was not in London. I took to be running along as smoothly as you could do what you want, old scout," I said. "But don't you know. Great pal of Bicky's, and all that, but I'll get some writer chappie to switch from New York from itself; to force it--in his picturesque phrase--to hit the trail. It was next day, and I was due to meet his Uncle Augustus, who was now messing about in the past, when you share it without charge with others. 1.D. The copyright laws of the stuff. "Nothing like a two-year-old. As a matter of a home, Reggie." "Ass!" I cried. You know the Johnnies I mean. At any rate when I went on looking as if it hadn't been up at the Coliseum." I heard Jeeves moving about in cabs. On several occasions she has broken into the ditch as it were. There was the frightful privations the poor chap. There was nothing I wouldn't have stopped that sleep-producer with your written explanation. The person or entity providing it to Jeeves," I said. "They want to make any difference. I simply hadn't dared go back to me that all she said it he perked up, let go at the Ritz. You had forgotten to offer her. She looked at George. George looked at each other what bally brainy conspirators we were, don't you know, that, by the hand, I walked on. Now, fellows, if you know those little books called _When were you Born_? There's one for each month. They tell you that by the hand, I walked slowly along for a quiet sort of thing, what?" "It would kill her; so, though it's been her ambition all her life to come and live in with the legacy which your father speak of your twin-brother Alfred, who was about the most of it. Now, a great favour of you." "Yes?" She stooped down and put up a friend of his. At any moment you may demand a refund in writing without further opportunities to fix the leak in the drawing-room in my Sunday clothes to say if she only knew them. And it was just going to do with it? Who wants Jeeves? Jeeves is a bit of the Yeardsley "Venus." When she led me to drink it himself. I was coming to you. It will be renamed. Creating the works possessed in a kind of flickered. What's the idea?" "My dear chap!" I said that deep down in a somewhat odd manner, but every word carried conviction. He showed me the pip, I dare say it wouldn't be likely to stick at a loss to explain just how matters stood between Mrs. Yeardsley and myself. When I first knew her she looked at me in the corner to fetch you one. You can't call a flier. It gets to smiling. "If I might make a hit. Meanwhile, by using the utmost tact and persuasiveness, he was pretty sound. He told me himself more than once that he spoke loud. He has one of those bitter, hollow laughs. "Well, then----?" Freddie sank into a perambulator which was standing in the dusk, and I don't think it _is_ George at first. Look! Here he comes." And up came George, brushed and clean, in an admiring sort of stuff." Old Chiswick foamed at the flat?" I had him weak. One day he was going to do anything in the kid got the confounded thing on earth, judging by the way," he said. He jumped a foot in the next room with forks and so forth. There's a lot in it. I _am_ a chump. And Nature, mind you, but I've got to know the truth. "I'm awfully sorry, old man," he said. "No such luck." As we turned up the Avenue to my room, and sat down suddenly. "I don't quite fellow. Get rid of the copyright status of compliance for any particular paper edition. Most people start at the foot of the room, registering devotion to the incident of the world, and----" "Great Scot!" I cried. "Look!" In front of the decanter on to the final drink he said: "Mr. Bickersteth is in the country to-morrow and begin the struggle? Little by little, if you think so, Jeeves?" "He has a dozen eggs. Each of the establishment." "Very good, sir." "This is a stranger to us--that you are rich and I haven't the cash." "You've only to start a chicken-farm. Jolly sound scheme, Bertie! Say you buy a hen--call it one hen for the poor blighter as if she were waiting for him and his general tendency was to slide gracefully into his uncle's esteem by writing the book on birds?" "Perfectly, sir." "Well, I don't feel inclined for the evening; but, looking past me, "this is getting a bit of capital. Don't you think it is posted at http://pglaf.org/fundraising. Contributions to the accepted rules of civilized intercourse." Bicky thanked him heartily and came alongside. A tall, thin man with the whiskers had found a germ trying to look me up. What I mean is, after what had happened. She had never seen him before. Then she recovered herself. "I am Alfred. You can tell me that." "It's the worst course in Great Britain." I felt I had a marked peevishness among the bright lights, I found Muriel Singer was one of those jolly, peaceful mornings that make a night of it and straightened it out. Let's have a Mr. Lattaker on board--Mr. George Lattaker?" "Yes," said Marshall. "He's down below. Want to see him. Peep-bo, Tootles! Dadda can see 'oo!" The face disappeared with a good line for the open. I see my way gradually across to the intricacies of political life, to--in fact, you would like?" "Yes, sir. I have to be done? You heard what he said firmly. "It will enable me to a chair, with this-is-the-life written all over he might secure the sum he requires by describing the joys of New York some pretty thick evenings in my hands. I'll see you don't want to get busy, than I was. But that's not saying much." "Would you desert a pal who's just been having a duke for an indefinite period appalled me. Absolutely appalled me, don't you know, you will give very little intelligence. He seems to be dragged home with ropes. It must be." "No!" "I feel convinced of it, but it seems that, if he and the mauve--in the first this afternoon who's stared at me in a class of his that there was any kind of feeling, made him brace up and catch that kid's vacant eye, I suffer agonies. I tell you, Bertie, sometimes when he got in and intended to kick at in a bag when she spoke again. "Will you kindly tell my nephew's man-servant to prepare my room? I wish you were," I said. "You're perfectly right!" he snorted. "I do! I want to send for the clergyman of the Plain. I had just got off to piece themselves together. I went along. One has to be howling at the station with the bulging forehead. "Leave it to Mr. Todd. What on earth am I to do?" "Jeeves," I said. She came up to me, old sport, as man to reward him. Ah, you should have regarded Motty's rapid work with the faint green twill." "It can't go on--this sort of mixed expression of wistfulness and apoplexy on his way through the rest of the wire said "Halloa!" five times, thinking he hadn't a care in the public domain print editions means that no one waiting for me with his own hands. All right so far, what? But mark the sequel. Temperamental Clarence, being a professional artist and consequently some streets ahead of the Full Project Gutenberg-tm eBooks are often created from several printed editions, all of which I go there to-morrow. I promised to come round a bit. I was leading the infant by the nation. He has come to the nurse, who got up with my foot. There was something doing. "Might I speak to you a great city. What's the matter?" "Read it!" "I can't. I haven't had a notion it would be delighted to be a chump. And Nature, mind you, Freddie smiting the piano afterwards, as if she had expected better things of old Rocky off to dinner with us, my dear, to be grateful." Looking back at the other hand, when he had left me a collar that fitted, or I should have talked in a helpless kind of numb a fellow's faculties. She made me feel that that explained why he had gone to bed. I felt I wanted a bit thick. If it hadn't seemed quite so bad from there. "Well?" said Freddie, when silence had set my heart on the version I had rather a foggy recollection of that quiet little domestic evening bucked him up on my evening clothes have I?" "We have three suits full of life. But then Rocky's letters, based on sound foundations. No doubt you are outside the United States. 1.E. Unless you get the kid undressed had been rather difficult to restore a child who spots his father in the bathroom. It hurt her--my being there. At this point I fell asleep again. I was glad to see Mr. Lattaker? Still hard at it?" "He is an agreeable gentleman, but not limited to, incomplete, inaccurate or corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright notice is included. Thus, we do about it?" "We can't spend our time acting as nurses to this--this exhibit." He got quite excited. Said that if this was marriage, I thought, when I came to me that we have not met the solicitation requirements, we know of no prohibition against accepting unsolicited donations from people in all the time, but, when they dropped in for something. "The beach," I said. "Are you feeling this morning?" I asked. I couldn't help sympathizing with the occupant of the room, registering devotion to the shop, hunt up the very earliest moment I gave my treasure to him. "So father found you again, did he? Your little son and heir. I was leading the kid his toffee, and he will be Box 341, _London Morning News_." I read one of those chappies in India when she bit at me. "Voules is all this in and bounced me out in the morning, and I know it's as easy as falling off a good bit ahead of the full what-d'you-call-it of the rummiest affairs I was giving you. I suppose he is, though I've never worked myself--my name's Pepper, by the girl Pilbeam was at the bottom of the May? You've called me early all right. At least, what there was any kind of grunt. It didn't seem to do is to take it out in billiards," I said. Jeeves cleared his throat respectfully. "The crux of the entertainments arranged for their stay in the soup. To all appearances knee-deep in the same reason. We were just going to have no strength left in me." "Sad, Jeeves, what?" "Extremely, sir." "Sad nothing!" said Rocky. And so on. Still, it covered the situation. I poured her out a claim on your upper lip you've simply got to know Corky when I found out that the first time that I came to me that, if he looks at you through the floor. He was a kind of romance, about a million yelling girls swooped down, with toy balloons. There are moments when I say that the man at the thought that by the leg!" "That would be about number nine. But I as near as a jolly little party it was--not. I'm no lynx-eyed sleuth, and all that; but this was the only way. Only there can you be safe from temptation. Will you do it, Bertie?" he said. "Muriel doesn't know about it to Jeeves. "The duke has arrived, Jeeves." "Yes, sir." "The only trouble is you haven't breakfasted?" "I have brought me a silly ass, he was a hearty, happy, healthy, overpowering sort of scroll round it, and he will find, like Mr. Thistleton, sir, because his was in a thousand ways, but undoubtedly a chump of the Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is provided to you within 90 days of receipt that s/he does not agree to and distribute it in the city." I saw poor, dear Prince!" she said. "It would be highly popular." Corky was glaring at the first of January and the vaudeville girl was still holding up the very earliest moment I expected to be taking a quiet cigarette one morning in the world by force if necessary and pausing on your head and the girl has got it now for certain. It's just come to look at it. This will be recorded in my throat. Freddie, dear old Bicky was always urging him to chuck a future like this for a drink at the electric light, and there, staring him in every crisis, and he turned up?" "He's upstairs now, having some tea." * * * * * * * * As a matter of Lady Malvern was a little obscure at present, sir, but so far as I have made. I shudder at the same arm-chair, looking as massive as ever. The only flaw in the city, sir. Mr. Corcoran's portrait may not have pleased Mr. Worple had presented her husband with a kippered herring, sir." "Ah! That's all, Voules." "Thank you, sir." The girl took him along to a chair, and, having undressed him by unbuttoning every button in sight and, where there were no buttons, pulling till something gave, we carried him up on Jeeves and brooding on life in London, and I'm going through in this problem of Bobbie's married life. Of course, as I was his best to supply dialogue, we weren't a chatty party. I had been pulling on her. "Good afternoon," I managed to get Bailey's." My spirit was broken, if you wanted proof, blooming Pepper tells him to bring himself to store the thing for Freddie. "Change of scene's the thing. Bobbie was all that trouble," said a voice from somewhere above shouted, "Hi!" I looked again, and side-slipped in the bathroom. It hurt her--my being there. At this juncture the door opened, and a cold eye. The assemblage looked at the bottom of this. I couldn't begin to describe it. I don't wish to be really interested in this thing over. There was no doubt it becomes cleared at a quarter of an idea, but it's quite different now. Devilish efficient sort of revelation shocked his finest feelings. "Then, what are you talking about?" "I was about all he would begin a third, and keep it up for it by measuring about six feet away, mind you, but in a more favourable position to do is to it. "Very well, then." I waited patiently. I had just loosed another dry Martini into the dining-room." We went up on deck to smoke. It was Pilbeam." "You kissed her?" "I kissed her. And just then the early cup of tea, I went to prison voluntarily?" "If I might act as a closed page in the looking-glass. There was absolutely nothing for it back. And yet I was aroused from a dreamless sleep by the girl to the quick. He couldn't play anything except "The Rosary," and he had been going on I was just going down the other. It was like that one of those weird chappies in India when she had resigned herself to ending her life to come to save you. This lets you out." "Lets me out of it." "Had he a hat?" "Of course she did. But don't mind that. Put this thing in his eye. And then the early bed and the kid upset the milk over Freddie's trousers, and when she finds out?" "I do not solicit contributions from states where we have not drained it. It seemed to roll off my allowance, uncle, and I mean is, while there's no need for you to prepare my room? I wish to overhear, I have decided that, if only dear old chap, was rather glad to make the acquaintance of Bobbie's, you'll probably be surprised to hear him. He will give very little trouble." She talked a lot of fish, or something. I must be whole squads of chappies down Washington Square way. I remember rightly?" "As ugly as that?" I looked at me like an angel and say: "_Please_ don't apologize. It's nothing," and then decide not to on account of the first opportunity, but Jimmy said no. "We're not nearly ready," said Jimmy. I told him. "Fluffed in his part. I tried to tread on me like an angel and say: "_Please_ don't apologize. It's nothing," and then they all start laying eggs! There's a certain disposition towards chumminess in him. "Ripping!" I said. "At which hotel?" "The hotel you're staying at." "I am sorry," he said. "Well, don't you know, which you do not necessarily keep eBooks in compliance with any effect, and I will go fully into the sitting-room, the biggest duel on record. And then we pulled up at last, in a show first, after a few months. I gave up the shutters. The next item in the afternoon, and home to me that I decided that it was only then that I couldn't think of it that she was beginning to take it into his clothes again? I stirred the pile of stones with a loud yell of anguish, and tumbled out into the room at once. Said it was up Jeeves should slide into the ugly face of a vanished hand. I had one of those soft, soothing voices that slide through the air with six million people, why did you know all about what a much-maligned man King Herod was. The more I read, the more spirited and enterprising newspapers." "By Jove!" I said. "Yes," said Bobbie. "Forgotten." "How do you mean--my peculiar scent? Correct the impression that he had said all I was worth. What on earth did you give her?" He sagged. "I can't help that. Aunt Isabel was sitting at a man a chump, when, but for it, when something happened. What it was better than St. Andrews. "P.P.S.S.S.--You _must_ come!" Well, a fellow ought
eval() Function¶This function will evaluate expressions. They may be in the form of a string:
x = 4
result = eval("x ** 2")
print(result)
16
If you pass a second argument, it will be used as the namespace used for the evaluation:
x = 4
result = eval("x ** 2", {'x': 6})
print(result)
36
?eval
compile() Function¶The compile() function turns a string into a compiled object that may be passed to eval() or (below) exec(). The syntax is;
compile(source, fileName, mode, ... )
source is a string. fileName is what you want to pretend the source file is (for error messages), and mode is "exec" (treat the string as a module), "single" (treat the string as a single statement), or "eval" (treat the string as an expression).
Use compile() when you want to call eval() or exec() many times.
compile("y = 2 + 2", "", "exec")
<code object <module> at 0x7ff6284b7d40, file "", line 1>
exec() Function¶eval() is for expressions, but exec() works with suites or even whole programs.
?exec
glob = { 'aGlobalVar': 24 }
loc = { 'aLocalVar': 19 }
print(' before, glob:', glob)
print(' loc:', loc)
before, glob: {'aGlobalVar': 24}
loc: {'aLocalVar': 19}
stmnt = compile('anotherLocalVar = aGlobalVar + aLocalVar',
"bogus_file.py", "exec")
stmnt
<code object <module> at 0x7ff6284b75b0, file "bogus_file.py", line 1>
exec() modifies the namespaces passed to it consistently with Python execution.
exec(stmnt, glob, loc)
print(' after, glob keys:', list(glob.keys()))
print(' loc:', loc)
after, glob keys: ['aGlobalVar', '__builtins__']
loc: {'aLocalVar': 19, 'anotherLocalVar': 43}
And we can uses exec() to execute whole Python programs from within Python.
pgm = r"""
def main():
print("Hello, world!")
main()
"""
exec(pgm)
Hello, world!
dis Module¶Like most interpreters, Python converts your code into a bytecode that is then run by the virtual machine (PythonVM). The dis module lets you look at it.
import dis
allowExceptions = True
if allowExceptions:
1/0
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ZeroDivisionError Traceback (most recent call last) <ipython-input-65-e64a59c1dfb3> in <module> 3 allowExceptions = True 4 if allowExceptions: ----> 5 1/0 ZeroDivisionError: division by zero
Invoking dis.dis() after an exception shows exactly where in the bytecode it occurred.
if allowExceptions:
dis.dis()
4 0 LOAD_NAME 0 (allowExceptions)
2 POP_JUMP_IF_FALSE 12
5 4 LOAD_CONST 0 (1)
6 LOAD_CONST 1 (0)
--> 8 BINARY_TRUE_DIVIDE
10 POP_TOP
>> 12 LOAD_CONST 2 (None)
14 RETURN_VALUE
You can use dis.disassemble() to show the code of any function.
def fact(n):
return 1 if n == 0 else n * fact(n-1)
dis.disassemble(fact.__code__)
2 0 LOAD_FAST 0 (n)
2 LOAD_CONST 1 (0)
4 COMPARE_OP 2 (==)
6 POP_JUMP_IF_FALSE 12
8 LOAD_CONST 2 (1)
10 RETURN_VALUE
>> 12 LOAD_FAST 0 (n)
14 LOAD_GLOBAL 0 (fact)
16 LOAD_FAST 0 (n)
18 LOAD_CONST 2 (1)
20 BINARY_SUBTRACT
22 CALL_FUNCTION 1
24 BINARY_MULTIPLY
26 RETURN_VALUE
Like assembler, each line is an operation, but there are no registers. The Python VM is stack-based.
dis.disassemble(buildMarkovTable.__code__)
5 0 LOAD_CONST 1 ('\n')
2 STORE_FAST 1 (nonword)
7 4 LOAD_FAST 1 (nonword)
6 STORE_FAST 2 (word1)
8 8 LOAD_FAST 1 (nonword)
10 STORE_FAST 3 (word2)
10 12 BUILD_MAP 0
14 STORE_FAST 4 (table)
11 16 LOAD_FAST 0 (words)
18 GET_ITER
>> 20 FOR_ITER 60 (to 82)
22 STORE_FAST 5 (word)
13 24 LOAD_FAST 2 (word1)
26 LOAD_FAST 3 (word2)
28 BUILD_TUPLE 2
30 LOAD_FAST 4 (table)
32 COMPARE_OP 6 (in)
34 POP_JUMP_IF_FALSE 56
14 36 LOAD_FAST 4 (table)
38 LOAD_FAST 2 (word1)
40 LOAD_FAST 3 (word2)
42 BUILD_TUPLE 2
44 BINARY_SUBSCR
46 LOAD_METHOD 0 (append)
48 LOAD_FAST 5 (word)
50 CALL_METHOD 1
52 POP_TOP
54 JUMP_FORWARD 14 (to 70)
16 >> 56 LOAD_FAST 5 (word)
58 BUILD_LIST 1
60 LOAD_FAST 4 (table)
62 LOAD_FAST 2 (word1)
64 LOAD_FAST 3 (word2)
66 BUILD_TUPLE 2
68 STORE_SUBSCR
17 >> 70 LOAD_FAST 3 (word2)
72 LOAD_FAST 5 (word)
74 ROT_TWO
76 STORE_FAST 2 (word1)
78 STORE_FAST 3 (word2)
80 JUMP_ABSOLUTE 20
20 >> 82 LOAD_FAST 4 (table)
84 LOAD_METHOD 1 (setdefault)
86 LOAD_FAST 2 (word1)
88 LOAD_FAST 3 (word2)
90 BUILD_TUPLE 2
92 BUILD_LIST 0
94 CALL_METHOD 2
96 LOAD_METHOD 0 (append)
98 LOAD_FAST 1 (nonword)
100 CALL_METHOD 1
102 POP_TOP
22 104 LOAD_FAST 4 (table)
106 RETURN_VALUE