| planet | type | comments |
| mercury | terrestrial | restaurants serve good food, but have no atmosphere |
| venus | terrestrial | OK, if you don't mind 462 deg C |
| earth | terrestrial (duh!) | too touristy |
| mars | terrestrial | don't let those NASA robots see you! |
| jupiter | gas giant | nice for you methane breathers |
| saturn | gas giant | has a familiar ring to it |
| uranus | gas giant | planet of the japes |
| neptune | gas giant | the outermost planet now! |