Hello, Worlds!

An extraterrestrial's guide to the Solar System.
planet type comments
mercury terrestrial restaurants serve good food, but have no atmosphere
venus terrestrial OK, if you don't mind 462 deg C
earth terrestrial (duh!) too touristy
mars terrestrial don't let those NASA robots see you!
jupiter gas giant nice for you methane breathers
saturn gas giant has a familiar ring to it
uranus gas giant planet of the japes
neptune gas giant the outermost planet now!